Bad Translator

Original text:

"I miss someone."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... Less"

Original text:

"wait a hour for the kitty cat"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"One day I forgot to wait"

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Original text:

"I love cats forever!! Until the end!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I like cats. In each case."

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Original text:

"She is mean to me and she kicked me!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It is I."

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Original text:

"Dear Diary: there is Valentine's day event on mouse game today!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Most newspaper tables for games: Rob."

#103

Original text:

"This translator sucks"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It is a smaller version."

omfg

#104

Original text:

"I always want poop money and be fabulous"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You get more money."

lol
Original text:

"be a shit"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I know."
WTF

#105

Original text:

"Give me your candy !"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... And cute"

Original text:

"Profissional"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Information rights management"

#106

a dit :
Original text:

"Get in the van, there's candy there."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Enfil Vem candy sets."

Original text:

"I AM ONE WITH THE GOOGLE TRANSLATOR "

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I had Google translate"

Original text:

"Throw the kittens!"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Cat."

Original text:

"you need potatoes for your love"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The potatoes, I like it."

Original text:

"souris le chat"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"New South Wales in le said."

#107

I like anime and its best thing to watch."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I love anime, is the best way to look at it."

#108

"Hello, my name is Chad, and I like weasels."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hi Chad, love pink."

... alright. I'm being forced to love pink now.

#109

''My name is vivi, why am I doing this translator again?''

And after 8 translations...''translator'' becomes ''translation''

#110

Original: "hey, you are a bad translater."

After 8 translations: "You are engaged in learning."
o.o

#111

original: "I LOVE CATS! THEY ARE SO SMART AND CUTE!"
after 8 translations: "I love cats! They are so cute and adorable!"
so clooose

#112

Original text:

"Excuse me while I type on your face, keyboard."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Despite the fact that he is sorry for the on-screen keyboard."

#113

Original text:

"Do you like pie? "

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Do you like cake?"

#114

Original text:

"I like ButtonMash"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I love ButtonMash"

nothing changed......

#115

Original text:
"Wait so you throw a snake at his face?"

...2 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Do wait therefore for yourselves throw a snake his/her face? "What...

Then i use Bing....
"Wait so you throw a snake at his face?"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Began to snake in your face?" WHATT

Then SDL...
Original text:

"Wait so you throw a snake at his face?"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"Expects that robe a snake to the face? " ... I don't even

#116

Original text:
"My degus are cute, but my cat is cuter."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"This is a very good template)."

#117

Original text:
""I'm really bored so I think I'll just go to bed."

35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"I want to sleep."

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Had do try this one.
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."

35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Sofa, was satisfied."

#118

"Lets go eat some tacos "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Nuts are a great food."
LOL WHAT

"Piss"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Pixar's service."
LOL XD

#119

Original text:
"I think I'm gay, but i don't know! I need help!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"I think you need help with a key."

AHAHAHHAH. omg. I'm dying. A key?
Yup. I need a key to the closet. xD

#120

Original text:

"My bum itches"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"By the manufacturer."

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