"I'm a Guinea pig
You don't believe me?"

"US is short for United Shits
now lets take a minute to get that threw our heads that US is a shitty place"

"WHO WANTS TO SEE SILVER SLAUGHTER SALLY"
"I want to give them a bad time!/I'M HAVING A BAD TIME!"
"Welcome to your new home little (Pinata name)!Just kidding,welcome to hell."
"K."
"-all variations of the word fuck-"

*full galop on the beach on the side of the Atlantic on my horse*

"I feel like I should be in Game of Thrones or The Last Samurai or something when she's galoping like this"

"oh this is a nice little gallop-- OH SH*T HERE WE GO"

*galloping while holding reins with one hand* "MUM I'M INVADING CHINA! I'LL BE BACK BY 7!! I'LL BRING BACK RICE FOR TEA"
ye it's also on tumblr lmao

"You need to bippity boppity get your fuckity fuckadee bottom out of here okey-dokey you hi-diddly-ho"