ERROR The machine isn't crying.

-Inserts water-

ERROR ERROR ERROR -the machine breaks-
-inserts pig-

ERROR! The pig is too chubby!

-inserts alicorn-

ERRORRR -wings get stuck in machine- -whole thing turns into fire police gets new one- oo!

inserts quarter-!

ERROR! We don't accept anything with George Washington on it!

-inserts keyboard-

EERRRRRRRORRRRRR TO MUCH LETTERS and keys on the key bored CANT ACCEPT!

-inserts penny-

ERROR! BOB TEH CANDY CORN MACHINE DOESNT LIKE PENNIES

-inserts bob-

ERROR! We don't accept things that have 3-letter names!

-inserts candy corn-

(ERROR)!!! BURRRRRRRRP!!! Inserts wolf.

ERROR:Wolf died get a picture of a mouse and i will accept it


*inserts $202141541* (too much money so expensive candy corn)

TOO MUCH MONEY YOU LOSE IT FOREVERY

-inserts everything one at a time and if error try something else-

ERROR: WHAT DID YOU INSERT? O EVERYTHING TOO BAD YOU PUT THE CANDY CORN MACHINE IN THE CANDY CORN MACHINE

*inserts something that can't be unaccepted so no errors*

*$5 bill*

It is wrinkled Machine eaats it up

*inserts peanut butter on a spoon*

error, hate peanut butter.

*inserts pizza*

ERROR : the pizza is moldy

*inserts candy corn for candy corn if doesn't work puts it in over and over again like 99999999999999999999999999999 times*

error. we sell the candy corn.

*inserts self*

ERROR: You are worth less than candy corn.

-inserts candy corn-

sorry, you cannot insert candy corn in a candy corn machine.

*inserts a penny*

ERROR: We don't sell these candy corn anymore, try again

*inserts everything*

ERROR! You inserted too many items! No candy corn for you.

*inserts dime*