because your dad couldnt grow one and if you grow one he would commit suicide

mooooooooooom!!! why can i have a bowtie?

because your not the docter .o.

RAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEE MOOOODDEEEE JK also piplup you have to ask a question XD

mom why cant i replace the doctor?

Because you can't fly the TARDIS darling.

Mummy, why can't I eat spaghetti bolognese?

Is because is banned in this country.

Mom! Why can't you throw a snowball at me!?

I JUST DID MWAHAHHAHA YOUR DEAD MWAAHHAHA
Mom! GIVE ME THAT IPHONE 9090909090.9000000000000000000000 MOMOMOM IT HAS A NEW SCREEN ;-;

GTFO YOU.

Mooooooooooooooooooooooom why can't i fly?

Because you don't have a jetpack! AND YOU'RE NOT GETTING ONE BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO GIVE ME A PRESENT FOR MOTHER'S DAY!!!!!!

Mom, why can't I get that house with a giant swimming pool? :3

Because you can't swim and you will never be able to.


Mommy! Why can't i get this kitty?!

BECAUSE IT'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!

Mummy, why can't I be my avatar?

Because Ima pony and cats might hunt down ponies I:3

Mama, Why cant i have my Pikachu bag yet?

Because it was shipped to the wrong house!

Mom why can't I go on adventures with the Doctor? :C

Because ish too dangerous for my little bby (LOL XDD)

MOM?!?!?! WHY CANT I WATCH THE MOCKINGJAY PART 1?!?!?!

B/C YOU'RE ONE AND DON'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH! XP

Mom! Why Can't I go to my friend's house?!

coz you will be pregnant..
mom, why cant i not see an anime character for real

Because

I am not a mom

And anime is not real.

I'm sorry.






I am your father.




Mom, why cant I get the set of ponies!

(Lol)

Because ponies suck!!! -smashes pony set-

Mooooooooooooooooooooom! Why cant I get that new toy?

Because it costs $210

mom why cant i get a Marshmallow pillow?

because u will get a suger rush and throw up


MOM! WHY CANT I GET MY DRIVERS LISENCES? D:

Honey, you're a little bit too young. I don't want my daughter getting hurt.
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Mom, why can't we get that cute kitten we saw the other day at the shelter? >:c