stepped on an ant

and so he

died because of

The Kool-Aid man ran over him

because he was drunk and

The Kool-Aid man was full of beer

Apparently while

downloading

a game from Internet Explorer

the game got

Was - Deep web and then...
( if u don't know what Deep web is.. It's exploring the deeper end of the Internet)

and his computer started to

grow arms and legs

which grabbed him and

throwed him to the sea

and he swam to africa

To find his favorite

ni*** waiting for him to

Do something