HELP!!!KILL ZE SNALES WITH A SPEAR JSKDSD

HELP!MY CAT HAS TOO MANY KITTEMND(NOT IRL)

really i dun need help

but like 54245278787878787 kits XD

i want a cat :D
help i have to much money

Help. xD

HELP. A Horse is dying!

Leave to die haha !

Help ! I'm sitting on my knife ! (xD)

nope *leaves to die* MWUAHAHAAAAAA
help a killer is on the loose

ill help ya :3

o noes im getting rek by a magikarp D: halp

aren't u a a pokemon? [/quote]

leave to die (so what kind of trouble r u in anyways)

HELP, KILLER ILLUMINATI DORITOS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME WITH MTN DEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

leave

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Help! A slenderman is chasing me

slenderman? nope I'm out!

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Help! I pirated some movies!

Leave. Who told you to do that?

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Help! A giant stegosaurus is cornering me!

Help c:

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Help! A doge is following me

leave to die.
help. idk why

leave to die.
help. idk why

Leave to die x2

Help my homework has cornered me

idk how and why but Help
HELP! I LOST INTERNET!!1!

help by doing it. What is 2 the the power of 10?
1024.
oh shit u beat me.
examines computer, opens up, meddles with circuit board and cp is now permanently wifi and unlaggable

help meh im dying

die

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there's an abandoned dog