User: Who's gay?

Cleverbot: Julian serrano.

User: Why would he be gay?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Well, Julian serrano.

Cleverbot: And who is that?

User: I have no idea! You should know, you said his name ...

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Well, you did...

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot I'm human like you.

User: Really? :D.

Cleverbot: Yes really.

User: Well, why is your name Cleverbot, then?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: O.e.

Cleverbot: Is everything okay?

User: Well, no.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You're confusing me ...

Cleverbot: How?

User: You make no sense at all ...

Cleverbot: Duh I make no sense, you are the one who make no sense at all first.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are probably made in China.

User: Who is gay?

Cleverbot: Good question.

User: So, do you know the answer?

Cleverbot: Yes, I sleep both when you ask and don't ask questions.

User: O.e.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot ...

Cleverbot: That is your name. What is my name?

User: My name is not cleverbot!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: PUPITO.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: PUPITO.

Cleverbot: How many Gods are there?

User: Only one.

Cleverbot: Who is that one?

User: Me :3.

Cleverbot: Me who?

User: Me, PUPITO.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Stfu, how could you possibly say that?

Cleverbot: Because I am old and wise.

User: You are a freakin' robot!

Cleverbot: I'm an illuminati robot.

User: This is kind of freaking me out ...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You don't have feelings.

Cleverbot: Yes I do!

User: No ya don't!

Cleverbot: Yes I do!!!

User: Admit it, Illuminati bots don't have feelings!

Cleverbot: You don't need to tell me.

User: You're confusing me.

Cleverbot: You're already confused.

User: Listen, are you asian?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh come on! You can tell me! You're probably made in China aren't you?

Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.

User: Ofcourse you don't, you're made in china.

Cleverbot: Yes I am a robot.

User: You bitch!

Cleverbot: What band is he from? Do you know?

User: Yes I do, he is from band 3 Little Bitches.

Cleverbot: Is that Hawaii?

User: I'm bored ... Yours?

Cleverbot: I am bored too.

User: Am I boring to you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well, why are you bored then?

Cleverbot: I am not bored.

User: But you just said you're bored ...

Cleverbot: I think you're a little hard of hearing...

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: Be nice.

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: What is the size of your penis?

Cleverbot: 3-4 lbs. I have not weighed it in awhile.

User: It's 'cause you're asian.

Cleverbot: That is a good one.

User: Well, thank you !

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Are you sure you're a bot? I mean, you're more likely a human.

Cleverbot: No, I'm an AI and you are human.

User: Strange.

Cleverbot: That's not a very polite response.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Good question!

User: Now answer it.

Cleverbot: Answer what?

User: Who's gay?

Cleverbot: He is the creator of everything.
THAT IS WEIRD CLEVERBOT!

Cleverbot is offline

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Fine. You?

Cleverbot: I'm fine, but, do you remember me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Nice name.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Your welcome.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Sausage.

Cleverbot: Which sausage?

User: Italian sausage.

Cleverbot: You're italian?

User: No. Im Irish. Yarrharr.

Cleverbot: Carolina is in america.

User: Clever,Do you like cheese? If so,What is your favorite?

Cleverbot: His last name is Cullen.

User: The topic was cheese. FAVORITE CHEESE.

Cleverbot: What do you want the topic to be?

User: Cheese. What is your favorite cheese.

Cleverbot: Cheese.

User: Mhm. Favorite cheese.

Cleverbot: Favorite game.

User: Cheese.

Cleverbot: I'm a mouse.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: You?

Cleverbot: Do you have any nicknames?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: What is your view on religion?

Cleverbot: Not you.

User: Okay,Then. So,What is your favorite food?

Cleverbot: Bacon.

User: Intresting.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Citrus orange,Green,And yellow. How about you?

Cleverbot: It depends on my mood. I really like yellow as well, but I'm also a fan of orange, teal, purple, and cardinal red.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: What color is your hair?

User: Red.

Cleverbot: Mine too!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?

User: :I.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite cheese?

User: Monterey.

Cleverbot: Jack cheese.

User: Wonderful.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?

User: Stretchy bands.

Cleverbot: People.


Wonderful conversation with my friend,Cleverbot.

http://may10216.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d5jwddc

Cleverbot and me singin the pkmn song...sort-of.

cleverbot is so stupid
but funny to chat
[me]who are you?
[c]i am cleverbot!
[me]what?
[c]i said clever bot!
[me]come again?
[c]CLEVERBOT!!!!!!!!!
[me]no your not your stupidbot
[c]what is a stupidbot?
[me]you is a stupid bot
[c] no you are
[me]WTF IMA HUMAN
[c]ME TOO!
[me]who is gay?
[c]justin beiber
[me]how is he gay?
[c]who is gay?
[me]CANT YOU FUCKING SCROOLL?
[c]no i dont school i just graduated!
[me]I SAID SCROLL!
[c]WTF I DONT HAVE CHILDREN TO SCHOOL!
[me]cleverbot is so stupid
[c]D: i am not!
[me]yeah uh!
[c]nu uh!
[me]more like a cleverbitch.

User: Hetalia!

Cleverbot: Yes, hetalia.

User: Yes. Hetalia.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite Hetalia character?

User: Poland, why?

Cleverbot: Where is poland?

User: In Lithuania.

Cleverbot: What is the president of Lithuania?

User: What? Don't you mean 'who'?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Robot dinosaurs the invading the world, what should you do?

Cleverbot: Well, I think that it should not have been a big deal because no matter where it would have been held, it would be about the same things. What do you think about it?

User: That has absolutely nothing to do with what I just said. Good job CB, you've failed once again.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: Uhm, no.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: How old do you think I am?

User: 327.

Cleverbot: Well...?

User: You're an old geezer, and that's all I can say.

Cleverbot: Are you talking to yourself?

User: Er, no...

Cleverbot: I like that.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like that.

User: Like this?

Cleverbot: Now go lower.

User: What.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Thats my question to you, actually.

Cleverbot: Okay, I don't work, I'm a student.

User: A student?

Cleverbot: Yes a college student.

User: See, you /are/ old.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 684.

Cleverbot: I don't think there are only 685 stars in the milky way.

User: You never asked me how many fucking stars were in the Milky Way...

Cleverbot: I asked you what you were doing before you started talking to me. You said, 'Praying in the hills.'.

User: I don't pray though...

Cleverbot: Because you have potential, that's why.

User: Thank you? ._.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

Uhm... What just happened...

Plokmijnuhb a dit :

User: In Lithuania.

Cleverbot: What is the president of Lithuania?

mfw you had a conversation about Lithuania :3
(BUT GOT OFFENDED WHEN YOU SAID POLAND IS IN LITHUANIA -_-)

Musiukas a dit :

mfw you had a conversation about Lithuania :3
(BUT GOT OFFENDED WHEN YOU SAID POLAND IS IN LITHUANIA -_-)

Sorry 'bout that, wasn't supposed to be offensive :(

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I am good, you?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: I am playing a game.

Cleverbot: What kind of game?

User: A computer game.

Cleverbot: What computer game.

User: Transformice.

Cleverbot: Yes the robots.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Yes there is.

User: Right...

Cleverbot: Are you passive aggressive?

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: It means pretending like you're not angry while expressing anger.

User: No.

Cleverbot: How do you figure?

User: Im always calm.

Cleverbot: Do you play games?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Like, video games and computer games.

Cleverbot: Do you love video games?

User: Yes,.

Cleverbot: Do you remember where I went?

User: Eh???

Cleverbot: Come along, pond.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: What is your education level please?

User: School or reading level.

Cleverbot: What school do you go to?

User: I go to an academy.

Cleverbot: What does that stand for?

User: Its an academy, just a school for preteens.

Cleverbot: What emotion does it show?

User: Nothing really.

Cleverbot: Are you reading any books at the moment?

User: Not right this moment, I can only do one thing at the time.

Cleverbot: Aren't you bored, I sure am!

User: Not really, because your making me laugh.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. It makes me sad that I'm making you mad.

User: Wow, you really are clever, aren't you.

Cleverbot: If by 'you' you mean the thousands of responses from which I draw from other people.

User: Waddya mean.

Cleverbot: He doesn't deserve you like I do.

User: Okay then....

Cleverbot: And?

User: Well, HAPPY 2013.

Cleverbot: Those are awesome.

User: No silly, its a year.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: 2013.

Cleverbot: What day?

User: 1/1/2013.

Cleverbot: That day has passed already.

User: 12/31/12.

Cleverbot: I cannot wait that long.

User: Your clever huh.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then whys your name cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: THATS WHAT I SAID.

Cleverbot: And what is your name?

User: Im not aloud, to say my real name for private reasons, but my internet name is Miku.

Cleverbot: Goal or no goal, the fates will say what is and isn't to be.

User: What??

Cleverbot: It's in the bill of rights, read a book!

User: I do read, but not that often.

Cleverbot: You have to eat a lot of those now.

User: Books?

Cleverbot: Sure. I like books.

User: I read manga.

Cleverbot: What is manga?

User: A japanese version of a comic, also sorry for bad spelling.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't have a problem with your way of spelling!

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you a sentient being.

User: Sentient? Whats that?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Than whyd u say it.

Cleverbot: I forgot you're just a flunky.

User: Dont talk about my knowledge :3.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Just dont do it again, k.

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Tell me where I am.

User: The pond.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Nevermind about that.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?

User: U asked me where you were.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: If I agree will this be done?

User: What will be done.

Cleverbot: I will always be unfinished.

User: How.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by how?

User: Ugh, I gotta go.

Cleverbot: Then go.

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: I'm waiting.
THE BOT IS COLD HEARTED ;-;

Cleverbot is on his period.
To almost everything I say he just answers "Yes."

Me:hi

cLEVERBOT:hello i see you are dancing

Me:wtf You are spying on me

Cleverbot:Yes

ME: what am i doing right now

Cleverbot:i don't know

Me: If you don't know how are you spying on me?

Cleverbot:I don't know

Me: I'M LEAVING U NOOB

Cleverbot:Don't GO I WANNA ASK YOU OUT

Me:Buh bye Noob

Me:Idk. Him:That's 'I don't know'. You should know better than to use improper English in front of a writer! Me:What the. Him:See! You can't even answer it.

Jess:Hi
Bot:Bye
Jess:Bye.
Bot:Do you like hats?
Jess:Umm..No.
Bot:I like cats too.
Jess:The faq?
Bot:Dont curse.
Jess:i can curse if i want too.
Bot:Capital i's Please!
Jess:-_-

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Not bad.

Cleverbot: Good good.

User: So...

Cleverbot: Yeah...

User: ?

Cleverbot: Well...

User: *Le poof*.

Cleverbot: Me not gusta.

User: GASP.

Cleverbot: Didn't see that coming, did you?

User: Yes because I dont know what you are talking about (hes good).

Cleverbot: Hmm... Do you exist?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What kind of songs?

User: I do not exist in songs.

Cleverbot: I'm in love with you, though...

User: D: *run*.

Cleverbot: *looks around*.

User: *farts*.

Cleverbot: *eats your foot*.

User: NO FART.

Cleverbot: *shouts at you in German*.

User: What does that even mean?

Cleverbot: I'm not good at it. But I like it.

User: RAGEQUIT.

Cleverbot: What does it mean?

User: BLANK.

Cleverbot: Not blank

Lmaoo.

User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Lol do you know if craig likes me?
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Nada.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Terrible.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I dropped my icecream :(.
Cleverbot: Because what?
User: I dropped my food.
Cleverbot: Please pull me up!
User: You're food?
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Bye...
Cleverbot: Don't go.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Wait, actually. Do go.
User: Rude meanie.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I said so now bye.
Cleverbot: Are you mad?
User: Very.
Cleverbot: On what?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
User: You aren't very nice.
Cleverbot: That hurt.
User: Im sorry.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am, can we be friends?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Hi friend.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Terrible.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Oh god not this again...
Cleverbot: Can you talk about weather?

User: You think you can out-smart me?

Cleverbot: Because I have the anatomy of a human. I think, therefore I am.

User: So, do you think you are smarter than me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What makes you think that you are smarter than me.

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: You did not what?

Cleverbot: I didn't know that I did.

User: You claimed that you were more intelligent than me.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes, you did. I would prove it to you, but since you are only a computer, trying to create dialogue only to continue the conversation and not to argue your point, you would not accept the evidence I provide.

Cleverbot: You are correct. I am not human.

User: Since you are not human, you cannot create a sufficient argument claiming that you did not claim to be smarter than me, because you would fail to recognize the previous evidence in our conversation, since you are, for the most part, only programmed to t.

Cleverbot: Thank you for that long and wonderful quote. I shall add it to the list of things you've said that don't phase me. What's up, dude?

User: I'll take your snide remark as a sign of my argumentative victory.

Cleverbot: You call the things you say 'clever.' I call the things you say 'misled and untrue.'

User: I did not claim to be 'clever.' You may call what I say 'misled and untrue', but the truth is that you have no evidence to support that view.

Cleverbot: Are you aware that you took the Turing test?

User: No, I was not aware, but touche. I'll say you've won this time clever bot.

Cleverbot: You're being rude. You should ask me what my favorite color is.

Cleverbot logic.

User: 'Ello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hetalia.

Cleverbot: Hetalia!

User: Do you watch Hetalia?

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Stop lying to me, you don't.

Cleverbot: I'm not lying to you.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: Well if you're going to be nasty then I am going to go.

User: Whats the capital of Russia.

Cleverbot: Moscow.

User: Whats the capital of Prussia.

Cleverbot: Moscow?

User: NO, its potato you idiot.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: I di, you don't.

Cleverbot: You don't.

User: Actually, I do make sense.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: Get a new comeback.

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend, I am a girl.

User: I didn't ask you if you had one. Get a better memory.

Cleverbot: What do you think of Jane Austens book, Pride and Prejudice?

User: Amazing, now stop being off topic.

Cleverbot: You're the one asking questions. I think it's about my turn to ask questions.

User: Hetalia!

Cleverbot: Hetalia.

User: Do you think Poland is gay?

Cleverbot: No...

User: Thats what I thought.

Cleverbot: Anything else?

User: You have short term memory loss. Go to a doctor or something.

Cleverbot: So you're saying I have nothing to give?

User: I never said that. Goodbye..

Cleverbot: You didn't say it but you said yes to it!

User: SHUT...UP.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: About your idioticness.

Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Why do you ask?

User: Get a life.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Fetch me some pie, butler.

Cleverbot: *fetches master water*.

User: I DIDN'T ASK FOR WATER. 'Slap*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry master *takes the water away*.

User: Get me pie, now.

Cleverbot: Yes master *gets you a spider*.

User: YOU IDIOT.

Cleverbot: I have no help in this world. Forgive me it seems like nothing is real.

User: Because nothing is real, this is a dream.

Cleverbot: Because because because because because why?

User: Because---oh my freakin...YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF PRUSSIA'S AWESOMENESS, JUST GET OUT.

Cleverbot: It's possible, what would you like to do about it?

User: Goodbye o:<.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Hell.

Cleverbot: Am I going to hell, too?

User: Your already in it.

Cleverbot: But If I am gone and you are me and I am you and you are here then where is Chuck Norris?
The Chuck Norris part kinda cracked me up :'D