i would get blind and couldnt kidnap ppl anymore

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if i broke ur nails?

I would break your face and every bone in your body.

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If I broke your nose?

cry then start playing with it LOL

if i broke ur fingers

throw snickers at you

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if i broke your eyebrow

i would not even care cuz mine are horrible, maybe it would fix them

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if i broke your head

I'd just use yours

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If I broke your pancreas?

i would kick yours till it gets destroyed

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if i broke your eyebrow?

I'd cut your hair off in your sleep and replace it with 2 gallons of superman ice cream

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If I broke your liver?

i think its already broken... sad

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if i broke your waist

I'd slap you in the face

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If I broke your pinkie toe

i would punch u in the face

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if i broke your legs

I'd break your arms

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if I broke your arms?

i would get sad

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if i broke your belly

I'd wait until you were in labor due to pregnancy and then I'd break your stomach PERMANENTLY

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If I broke your will to live?

i would cry forever

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if i broke your self-esteem

NICE

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If I broke your biscuits?

i would throw them in your face

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if i broke your spine?

I'd break something far more valuable of yours....

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If I broke your tv by breaking your leg with it?

such a tragedy lol, id try to run away

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if i break your thigh

I'd break your so we were even

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If I broke your ego?