oh i tried to slap your face :p

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dude, u slapped my ex

Because it wasn't me dating you

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Dude you slapped my back and it hurt

cuz u made fun of me

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dude, u slapped my forehead

I was checking if you had a fever

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Dude, you slapped my table

cuz it was ugly

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dude u slapped my wifi

Because it was hotspot

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Dude you slapped my neck... so 2016 or smth

cuz ur neck is weird

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dude u slapped my waist

Because I want to wrap my arms around them

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Dude you slapped my dog

cuz it was barking

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dude u slapped my mirror!!

I hate mirrors they show faces

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Dude you slapped my water bottle!!

cuz i was thristy and u didnt let me get it

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dude u slapped my mouth

You wouldn't stop using it so I'm using contingency plans

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Dude you slapped my hormones

i didnt mean to

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dude u slapped my face twice and it hurt

Oh well I was trying to grab your face

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Dude you slapped my back

cuz u werent paying attention to me

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dude u slapped my thigh

Because you're a fool to think I'm not paying attention to you

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Dude you slapped my leg and I fell onto the floor

cuz u have been slapping me too hard

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dude u slapped my brain

To make you smarter

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Dude you slapped my heart

i tried to destroy it

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dude u slapped my panty

Oh I meant to pull them down

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Dude you slapped my pp and now I'm gonna try not to cry