yes but use a condom dear xxx

mummy can i nuke mcdonalds

Yes, they suck horribly.

Mummy, May I get a time machine, and ruin your past.

No darling, I told you Dr. Whooves shouldn't be your boyfriend. Now he's messing with your mind about time traveling (I seriously believe him and luv Dr. Whooves)

Mummy can you tell Derpy not to date Dr. Whooves?

Yes, DR. WHOOVES IS MIIIIIIIIIIIINE!


Mummy, may i eat pie?

Yes. GO EAT IT!

Mommy, may I watch a half Yaoi and half Yandere anime? :DDD

Even tho I am not your mom....yes yes you may .D.


Mummy, may I slaughter everyone that pokes me?

No.
Mommy may I eat EVERY CAKE IN THE UNIVERSE

no youll get a cavity

mommy may i have a pet fox

Mommy, Can I go to this 48 year old man's house? I got his address, Even though I don't know what it means. -Shows it to mommy-

nope to dangerous
mommy may i get a pet mermaid?

Yes, as long as she doesn't SPLASH all over.. And doesn't sing so loud, and many more.. Or and don't let her polish her tail in the living room.
Mommy may I eat 100 gummy bears?

no, u will get a tummy acke!

Mommy may i have a white puppy?

yes if it has rabies


mummy can i have a eally really mean wolf that bites everyone and has rabies?

Yes. Go crazy.

Momma can i have a man eating bird?

Yes, and his name is Dolan...

Mummy, may I have Luna for Christmas?

no ur gonna kill her

momma can i get fat

As long as you don't burst.

Mommy can I have a million dollars?

Then go rob the neighbor's house.

Mummy may i ask you to belive i can fly? :D

No sweetie. i can't fly.

Mommy can i have a Pikachu Edition 3DS?

Yes. As long as it'll zap your brother!

Mummy may I have a bottle of rum?