Doitsudoitsu a dit :

uh I'm not a girl and I throughly enjoy porn

then it wasnt directed to you

Lifeiscreul a dit :

then it wasnt directed to you

well yes it was because you were implying there was something wrong with all who enjoyed it
you just made an incorrect assumption

Doitsudoitsu a dit :

well yes it was because you were implying there was something wrong with all who enjoyed it
you just made an incorrect assumption

i didnt imply anything you may c it that way but i dont

well i was in the mall then saw justin bieber in a bear costume
then he started beating me with a bat

The funniest dream i've ever had was when I was eating lots of cheese and I got really really fat and blew up and then I only had my head left and it was flying around in space saying: HEYYY!!!!!! HELP!?!??!?!??! WHT THE BUTTCRACK HAPPEND TO ME?!?!??!

When i was playing tfm a random strawberry popped up and said! BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE that's when i woke up...

An odd dream, i got lost in an alternate universe, possibly, and i met....MYSELF!. that...that.... thing looked like me, but it was....different....Let me discribe.(note, he is my opposite)
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He was an odd thing. as i enjoy playing with bionicles and making vivid stories and adventures and tales out of my many MOCs, he seemed to just make worthless parodies in his spare time, and values his transformers over his bionicles. he doesnt prefer to create stories, only look at them and say "cool story, bro"
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He HATES music, and has a different taste than i expect.
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He hates to laugh
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His room was dark, and bleak
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He loves torturing cats, and also, instead of my family's three cats, there are three DOGS.
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One of his grandparents, i heard, was, a boss over his wife, something odd as my grandpa is dictated by his wife
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He had a father. one that stayed with him, not running away like a bastard.
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Above all, he hates vocaloid, and on his CPU, he was browsing a "save hitler's brain" website
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He gets angry VERY easily
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I ended up trying to flee from him, later in my dream. no suprise, wou8ld you live with THAT thing?Luckily, i woke up.

Me after my dream a dit :

Yay!!

Please, comment on this....
sorry, thought this was the weirdest, but i laughed at the second from last one.

woah ^

mine was wen i was on da couch (idk if dis was a dream XD) and i remember falling asleep and my sis and her husband were takling and then i was just looking at the laptop screen and taking off the pillow case off the pillow ans my sis and her husband said y u takeing the pillow cace off the pillow i just said idk and then her husband said shes asleep she doesent no what she is doing or saying and my sis said go to bed (5:56 i think) and i walked to my room and my sis said wait take the pillow and a blanket but i woke up in my bed and the pillow was back in the pillow case pefectly fine :D

I had a dream when i was at an amusement with some peoson who was apparently my uncle.... and in it were sydo and tig
sydo was a substitute teacher at my school, she was fun and awesome
tig was a nice, but strict social studies teacher....
the part was everyone called them sydo and tig
it was weird

oh yh i have another one

i was lost in the middle of no were.
then aliens came
they abducted me,raped and layed thousands of eggs in me.i soon died

Yrrocks a dit :

oh yh i have another one

i was lost in the middle of no were.
then aliens came
they abducted me,raped and layed thousands of eggs in me.i soon died

Oh my god, thats awful..

Yrrocks a dit :

oh yh i have another one

i was lost in the middle of no were.
then aliens came
they abducted me,raped and layed thousands of eggs in me.i soon died

really?

Xdinochix a dit :

Oh my god, thats awful..

^ lol!

Justin bieber died... that was to funny

Angelabanana a dit :

Justin bieber died... that was to funny

HE DID?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

When me and the cutie marks crusaders shot JB with some muskets

I Was going on a school bus overseas *_*

There were zombies everywhere.
I brought my family to a safe house and I just kept exploring with my friends.
I kept encountering zombies so me and my friend went to a house where zombies were dancing....
It was weird but we danced along for some reason.

When it was over, we heard a car.
And inside the car was mister bean.
He found a some things that he had to pay for.
Then he just kept shouting.

Really...really....weird

I dreamed i turned into rainbow dash but then i turned into a dog and got arrested for no reason.