"Try to die or die trying" -EL GATO!!!!!(and forever)
This is my quote that i don't say very often cause it ain't nice ._.
"If you know what shut up means then do it"
(don't do what the quote says ^)

"Die bitch"

"Oh screw the roommate agreement!" -Lenord(big bang theory

"No,the roommate agreement screws you" -Sheldon(big bang theory)

"Patience is virtue."
"The weaker you are, the louder you bark. I bark loud, but I am strong!"

"He sees you when your sleeping!
He knows when your awake!"

"Of all the people in this world that I don't like...and i'm in a room full of them."-Conker
"It's true what they say, 'The grass is always greener, and you don't really know what it is you have, until it's gone … gone … gone …"-Conker again
Dat ending is so sad those words will stick with me I have more but ill say later.

"Team plasma says we should reconize the potential in pokemon and liberate them from humans.I disagree."
scientist colress makes great quotes.

''One day im lazy next time im queen then before you know it I becomethe king.''
~King Coco
''All I do is win win win one word: King.''
~King Coco

Die potato.

-asdf movies

"The man may be the head, but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head any way she wants."

- My Big Fat Greek Wedding

"Roses are red,violets are blue".


-Valentine.

"RAINBOWS MOTHERFUCKER"- nostalgia critic

"When one life meets another, One more life is born" - Cyntheia the champion master

"You computer seemed thirsty, Does it prefer coffee" Duck from Almost Naked Animals.

"F-L-U-S-H, THAT. Must spell recline." Duck (again)

"Life is simply a test. Live well. And you will be rewarded deeply" I made it up randomly :P

"ALRIGHT, I FINE YOU. AND YOU MUST PAY UP IN 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1" -Barry.

"Ever action has a consquence. Though the consquence may not be so bad. Illusions are not to be trusted." I said that again :D

'I am a lone wolf , I am and always will be'' ~

"Whoever accuses blew the fuses." - Anonymous

Yes that is talking about farting.

"Luke, I am your father..."

i'm pretty sure you know where this is from <3

'Its WIndguardiam Leviosaaaaaaaa
not windgardium leviuuuuuuuuuusa' _ Hermione Granger (A,K.A The Annoyng person in Harry Potter)

Its all fun and games till someone loses an eye, then it's just fun you can't see. -James from Metallica

"Pocket Sand~!"

"What doesn't kill you, is going to die"