Rinsamaz a dit :

This Chick smacked my ass and said " lol big ass mama!" and she walked away laughing...(P.S im a girl too... weird che smacked my ass 0-0)

I don't mind
when
a
guy
does
that
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Scurriesww a dit :

I got slapped in the butt by my friend's old shirt then yelled "MAMA LUIGI."

I'm laughing so hard right now.

I was walking home from school, then this guy shoved me and yelled "BOO" and i was shoved, so i moved, and they thought i jumped as in scared, so they laughed at me, gave me a 'bro punch' and walked away.
then everyone playing basketball (i was in this park fiel thing) stared at me while i nearly cryed.

well i was walking to school and saw my classmate Alexis and i thought hm..everyone seems to say hello to me. i never say hello first like a pollite person. so i came a little closer and said Hi Alexis. then she turned around...it turned out it wasnt Alexis after all it was this random kid ;-;

Well it happened when I was, Oh! Grade 1, We we're about to prepare a recitation, So, I stood up and raised my hand, After, Le few minutes passed my skirt felt down and everyone saw my shorts, I felt so blushed and shy then I ran away to my teacher and say "TEACHER! MY SKIRT IS BROKEN!". Lolol. But after It's fixed. ...

I walked and broke a ruler without realizing... Bad bad quality

I was using my laptop and eating at the same time.
I stood up to throw it away.
I hit my face on the wall (e.e").
I threw the thing away.
I turned around to go back.
I hit my face on another wall. ;_;

Mousechris a dit :

One day during a fire drill I was holding the door open for everyone, then a walked/turned around and ran into a pole. ._.

Lol. My friend (In year 1) was on the toilet when the fire alarm went off.

Another one from a fire drill. This really mean and nasty year 6 was standing outside our classroom. The fire alarm was still going once we'd come in. And everytime it made a beep noise my class went "DUNN" and she started at me like "What the hell" and I pretended not to be there.

In Kindergarten I had a fire drill, my first one, I got scared and looked around, everyone was at the door.
//Runs before harrased//

i was playing a game with a ball in my classroom.
i wanted to get one kid in my class out who got me out last time we played.
I yelled "THIS IS FOR LAST TIME!" i threw the ball.
I missed by six inches -.-
everyone started laughing, even my teacher.
I then said something. cant remember wut, but my teacher started laughing HARDER. (sorry. -.-)
I said afterwards,
"if i am known as blondie for now on, now you know where it came from"
:(

This winter my school had a snowball fight/catch the flag thing and I was in the same team as my crush. I tripped and faceplanted the ground at least 4 times, withount any reason at all. All in front of my crush.

Once I was walking home from school. Then I was about to cross a road. I was listening to music and didn't really focus on reality. I heard a car honk. I was thinking something like "Ferk you biach, I can cross the road wherever I want!" Then I got hit by a truck. And I lied to everyone that I didn't hear the honk because I was listening to music. But in fact I got hit by a truck because I was stupid.

Once, someone kicked a ball outside at recess and it hit me in the face kind of on my nose, and I got a nosebleed. Then, I cried for 2 weeks straight during Christmas vacation.

When I was, like, 8, someone called our house phone, and, for some reason, I thought it was my Mom, but it wasn't. So, anyway, my brother wqas talking to the stranger on the phone, and I picked up, and shouted, "HI momma! Come home soon! I love you!" Then I realiazed it wasn't my mom. o.o'

I fell and landed on my crush >.>

Me and my crush fell over together and just stared at eachother.

His friends we're there too.

i siad retarded people are retarded in public to my friend as a joke then everyone stared at me sayign nothing o-o i didnt go in public for 5 weeks O-O

I can be a bit random and stuff whne im hyped uo, thats alot, and well, on my sugar high, i ran up to my crush and saud, have you ever had chinese candy?. he said no, i threw it at him, he threw it at the ground, OK THE POINT HERE IS that i really embarrased myself and uh, well, he is in alot of my classes, OOPS

i told my friend that i liked my crush,and then she told my crush about liking him ;; i feel so embarssed around him.