''Baby, dont hurt me''
''STARFISH''
''Potatoes''
''Homestuck, anyone?''
''ANIME POWAAAH''
''To Anime world! *and dies*''
''I BELIVE I CAN FLY...''
''DAAAAAAAAMN''
''Let me tell you about homestuck''

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAUHAHAHAHSHhahah

heueheeehueheeuheuhuhuhuheeheh

Mushrooms

ai will lavv yu

"Lemme tell you about Homestuck."
"Aw fudge!"
"The magic, and the mystery.. Of potato knishes" (To annoy my 7-year old sis. cx)
"Anime ftw!" (In this case, FTW=For the win)
"Damnit, [insertnamehere]!" (Or if an adult is around - "Dangit, [insertnamehere]!")
"Nuuu, frick that!"
"I believe I can fly~"
"I did not understand a single word you said."
"Don't mine at night !"
Etcetc.

"Fudge."
"You lil butt-nugget"
"Yuperdoodles"
"Gosh dangit Biggie/Rudy"
"I'm a tea-aholic"
"Huehuehue"
"Noperdoodles"
"BuhDang"

I talk in 3rd person

what the flip
ar you shizzleing me
herpa derp<3
what what what in the but are you seririous
and holy shizzle mc dizzle

Hixed a dit :

I talk in 3rd person

I used to do that so much, not so much now but haha. It was an interesting time.

Calm yo tits.
You guys are cunfuzzling me.
ORLY?
WYNAUT?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT DOES DNA STANDS FOR???
DO YOU KNOW WHO ANASTASIA ROMANOV IS???
DO YOU KNOW WHAT CHROMOSOMES IS???
DO YOU KNOW WHO STARTED WW2???
shush u

Yes, many do you know's

"u wot m8"
"topkek"
"lel"
"mrw/tfw/trw/mfw"
"inb4"
"ayye"
"*something that breaks a rule here*"
"yo"
"oyyyyyy m8"
"OYYY MUY BUENO"

trollish language

m3k ait F4ST4

w/e (i actually say that irl instead of whatever,sounds like ve-e)
-insert crow noise here-
no.

yeah that's kinda all

shit(ty)-fuck(er)
anus
scrotum
anal sac
pwet

these are my catchphrases

Aw crepes.
that's it.

I say a word thats not a word. Tushi.

"Miaw! Imma penguin!"
"Go lick a pinecone."
"WAT DAWESH THA FAWKES SAEH"
"Moo. Imma narwal"
"well shit/Fuck.."

"What the what?"

"Meow."
"What the fff?"
"Dafuq?"
*a strange sound that I don't even know how to type it*
"Oww oww oww oww oww oww owwwwww!" *the way dogs do it that's the sound but not a dog*

I say "Meow." constantly at school and at home.

"Crayola markers" is my way of saying "Crap, something went wrong"