uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......Jeff the killer: Where is my god damn murdur victum -looks under bed-...you can keep him..~Me: ._.


Dude why is there a duck under your bed!?

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because i am going to eat him

dude why is there a cealing fan under ur bed?

um......er....I don't.....it uh....Ej: have you guys seen my....-takes cealing fan- never mind

dude why is there a stack of eggs under your bed?

dont tell but im rlly a chicken

dude why is there a killer spider unnder ur bed?

because my brother hates me and put it there

dude why is there rainbow dash under my bed oh who cares hugs her

Hiding from Pinkie as usual :p

Dude, why is there an octopus under the bed?!

cause it wanted to suffocate its self

dude why is there a discord under my bed

Because he's trying to be a creeper :C

Dude! Why is there a tissue box under my bed!?

Because it wants to be used.


Dude!Why is there a clown under the bed!?

Because I wan't you to have some good laugh but you Freak out =-=

Dude! Why is there a lava Under the bed?!?

cause you have a volcano

DUDE WHY DID YOU SPILL TWILIGHTS POTION UNDER MY BED

Because your cat jumped on me and I fell. :C

DUDE! WHY IS THERE A BIG SNAKE UNDER THE BED?

Cuz I sent it to kill you >:3

Dude! Why is there a dead rat under the bed? o.o

You are a cat. There are dead rats everywhere o-o

Dude! Why is there popcorn under my bed?! About time!

I gave you it (I think it may be poisoned)

DUDE! Why is Kyubey under the bed? :(

I have no idea who that is, nor how he got under there.

Dude! Why is there an octopus under my bed?!

It's a squid, and I sent it to kill you.
Dude! Why is Fawfulized under my bed?

My bed was uncomfortable, so I slept under yours. Really comfy by the way :p

Dude! Why is there a cupcake under my bed?!

Because I put it there ^^
Dude! Why is there a bomb under my bed?

Because I lit it under there >:3

Dude! Why is there a rainbow under my bed?!