What If I was a [Insert random object here]

i'll keep staring at you with a pokerface while repeating 'wtf' iconstantly in my head

what if i was a demon?

I'd ask you where I could sacrifice to Satan so I could sacrifice my friends so i could get fire powers

What if I was a chandelier?

#123

i'll climb you

what if i was a bento(prepared lunch in japanese)?

#124

Obvious Japanese Style Consumption
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What if I was a wrecking ball with feelings?

#125

I'd come in like a wrecking ball.

What if I were a terrorist?

#126

You would be killed under a second when you enter USA.

What if I was a cartoon character

#127

I'd bet you would like it there.

What if I was a mouse

#128

You'd be happy.

What if I was a cookie?

#129

I'd eat you out.

What if I were God?

#130

I would deny your existence

what if I was a computer?

#131

leopardskyz a dit :
I would deny your existence

I knew someone would comment that. I knew it.

I'd steal you.

What if I were a Mac?

#132

I wuld be Windows and punch you in the face

What if i was a Windows???

#133

I'd update you to Windows 10, unless you were updated already.
If you were updated to Windows 10, I'd install all the programs I want, such as CCleaner, Steam, Google Chrome, et cetera.

What if I were a dog?

#134

I wuld be chinian (idk how types in english china ppl xd) and eat you

What if I were a mat?

#135

I'd step on you! >:)

What if I were a live grenade?

#136

I'll run away from you... :O

What if I was a narwhal?

http://i1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii630/NarwhalLuv1/LIMENARWHAL.gif

http://media1.giphy.com/media/bcwjJpt1XHj7a/200_s.gif

http://i1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii630/NarwhalLuv1/NarwhalBlue.gif

http://orig14.deviantart.net/0308/f/2009/228/7/d/narwhal__by_omgashley.gif

http://orig05.deviantart.net/d695/f/2008/364/5/1/narwhal_by_aprilcloud.gif

http://orig15.deviantart.net/ccc0/f/2011/134/1/7/tavros_and_narwhal_by_yobot-d3gboi3.gif

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#137

i'd ride you of course
what if I was an electric guitar

#138

i'd shred on you to awesome songs like Rising Force
what if I was a minigun ?

#139

I'd give you to the authorities cx

What if I was MATH HOMEWORK?

#140

I would probably rip you up/throw you away (Because I hate homework :/)
What if I was a tiny bunny?

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