Ramuffinrule a dit :

Playing Dora when i am 10 i should not have done that now i will have nightmares.

What Dora?

When I was about 7, I was watching something on tv. Then(no, the TV show didn't inspire me btw) I thought it was a great idea to climb the tall dresser(the TV was on it). I went on the first slot(that's what I'm calling it, anyways.). No biggie, it was close to the floor. Second slot, okay, still staying up. By the third slot, it fell on me. I cried out for help and my mother and brother helped get the dresser off of it. I'm not sure what happened after that, though. I'm not sure why I did it, either. .-.

Not paying attention during classes.

Shaddowskull a dit :

Tape/Glue/Superglue against the wall naked and try to free myself out before anyone else notices :P

Well I'm not that dumb.

acting like a childish lil brat when i was younger

one time a long and fateful time ago i didn't know of pepe the frog

Putting my hand on fire while our old house was burning.
The mark is still on my fucking hand .-.
But, it never hurts anymore

Jumped off a cliff but survived ( yes I tried committing suicide) OMG IM GONNA TRY MOUNT EVEREST
and my friend stopped me so I couldn't

Another one: (God decided it to happen not me)

My button opened and my crush was lookin at it .-.

Liking Slowpoke, still loving Elmo despite being 19, kicking a girl dressed as Pikachu at the Comic-con (Trust me, that was an accident), and trying out bras at Walmart

i touched a lighten candle and burnt myself

ive still got the burn mark

kuokou a dit :

one time a long and fateful time ago i didn't know of pepe the frog

but you are pepe the frog. *cough cough*
~
this was half a year ago, not the dumbest thing, but still pretty dumb.
i put all of my LPS in a drawer, and apparently the weight was too much and it broke the drawer.
i had to put all the LPS somewhere else, they're in a bin now but... i don't know how to fix the drawer.
had over 300 LPS in there.... nice going me.

I touched my laptop screen thinking it was a tablet. It was so awkward

I remember when I came back home at my dads house with a can of Mountain Dew, i tried unlocking the door to get in my house, but because we were in winter and the damn key just wouldn't go in due to possible ice in the lock, I tried pushing it as hard as I can but failed. So not realizing, that it would explode, I used my Mountain Dew can to push the key, then it splashed Mountain Dew all over me and some went in the lock, freezing quickly and I couldn't put the key halfway in. My parents weren't even home so I was panicking and I had to go to my moms house to call my dad since I probs did the dumbest thing ever. Luckily, he had de-icer or whatever it's called so we were able to get in the house but still, I should have already known that cans got compressed air...

When I was like 6 or 7, I was at my holiday house and was playing by a lake with a kid from the neighbourhood.. He bragged he could swim to the other side of the lake in a few seconds (liar, he couldn't do shit). I bet with that kid I could swim even faster than him, because stupid me... We both jumped into the lake. That was when I realized i didn't even know how to swim. He got out of the water quickly as he was too scared to swim in deeper water, but it wasn't that easy for me.
I struggled a lot at first, but I prefered not to drown, so I eventually wiggled my way out of the water. Meanwhile, the other guy was standing there, watching. THANKS FOR THE HELP BY THE WAY
You'd think a 7 year old would learn his lesson after this experience, but no. Not me. As soon as I got out of the water, I tried it again. And again.
I never made it to the other side of the lake, but that's how I learned to swim.

that one time i played huniepop when my parents were awake
and other things i've done where my parents could (and in some cases, did) easily walk in on me
stupid stupid stupid

Take the wrong packet of pills when I tried to kill myself.
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And believe I was safe in this so called Sweden.

I was walking in the streets after school with a friend and we were on the sidewalk. I was looking down at my phone and I accidentally took a picture but it was aesthetic even from a down angle and once I looked up from admiring the aesthetics, I walked straight into a pole.

Kalidesu a dit :

I was walking in the streets after school with a friend and we were on the sidewalk. I was looking down at my phone and I accidentally took a picture but it was aesthetic even from a down angle and once I looked up from admiring the aesthetics, I walked straight into a pole.

LOOOL
that happened to me once.
I'm always on my phone and I think I was texting and poff I walked straight into it
and there was this other time when I was going out from lunch with my friends and I was scrolling through something on my phone and I never saw I was going towards the "basketball thingy" so when I was like 1cm away from hitting it I looked up and was like O.O and I started yelling at my friends for not saying anything about me heading towards it xD But they were laughing at me.

Selling my old Nintendo GameCube.
rip forever
Thanks, old me... -_-