Sure. Let me just sign up for HIV disease in the hospital first.
Could you hold this bomb for me until it explodes?

absolutely :D
could you test my guillotine for me, my hands are full

yes, I will try

can you let me burn you to death without crying or screaming in pain or getting me burned

;~; sure o.o but i will kick you in the balls, and run away <3 WITHOUT screaming, crying , or getting u burned :3

would u let me, throw 50000000000 balloons with bombs hidden inside of them?

ehhh, well, i mean u would destroy mean ppl.
SURE .__________.

Can u steal the last cookie for me from the highly guarded, big ass cookie jar?

Of Course , I Will :3
Can You Make Me A Pie From My Poop ? ;P And Eat It ?

Eeeh... "sure".

Can you punch Tahalechef to death, becoz she told me to eat a pie from her poop :3

Okay.........*Secretley reoports cake to megatron*

Can you tell Starscream I love him?

Sure, but you'll get in trouble.

Can you be up 10 days and 10 nights without any rest?

Yes I can. It wouldn't be harder than sleeping for that long now would it?

Can you type with your' toes without making a mistake? Type your' results.

pokay4


Can u shoot urself with nerf gun

I can't do that, but maybe i'll take some lessons on how to do that! So, of course!

Would you eat my rotten breakfast my great grandpa made for me please?

Yup (When society stops hatin' JB (neveeeeer XD))

Would you Buy me 2000 fraises :33

that costs a lot of money... but ok!


can you catch me 1,000,000 antelopes then take off there antler thinies without hurting them then roast all the antlers on a fire but not burnt and then i eat it and it has to taste good? mmkay thx. bai. :3

I'll try to!


Dude, can you put a portal of infinite kittens in my toilet? (Parody to Dude, why is there a _____ in the toilet?)

Ill get the tools

Can you stitch a pigeon to a mouse ?

OMG FLYING MOUSE? YES!!!!!!!!

Can you kill yourself and end your life?

Yes, it would be a delightful idea to succeed.
Could you pass me that fire with your bare hands?

<---- I'm doing that right now. (DAT AVATAR)

Could you pass me some TNT that will explode after 0.00000000000000001 seconds?

Oh yes with pleasure.

Could you help me kill some titans, please?