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Jeff The Killer (Do not go here if 9 or under)
Kuokou
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Swirlfire a dit :
kuokou a dit :
hes liek my husbando xddd

why did u necrobump u jackass

lmao get rekt
Rosuuri
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HONESTYL i find the story so fkn funny??? omfg
i mean the killing n stuff isnt rly funny but the story in general is so dumb its funny??

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Balloonfeet
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It used to be scary

Then 12 year old made Jeff the Killer look "cute" and it went downhill from there.
Griffincraft
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it was never scary

it's a really shitty story, too. I dont get why it's so popular, but whatever
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someone rewrote the story and made it significantly better
though i still don't have any liking to the story (though i used to)
in my opinion, it made much more sense and gave the characters more personality, if only a little.
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The thing that bothers me the most about the original story other than the cringe-worthy dialogue is the 'young boy' at the start giving a description of an 'ominous killer'
“I had a bad dream and I woke up in the middle of the night,” says the boy, “I saw that for some reason the window was open, even though I remember it being closed before I went to bed. I got up and shut it once more. Afterwards, I simply crawled under my covers and tried to get back to sleep. That’s when I had a strange feeling, like someone was watching me. I looked up, and nearly jumped out of my bed. There, in the little ray of light, illuminating from between my curtains, were a pair of two eyes. These weren’t regular eyes; they were dark, ominous eyes. They were bordered in black and… just plain out terrified me. That’s when I saw his mouth. A long, horrendous smile that made every hair on my body stand up. The figure stood there, watching me. Finally, after what seemed like forever, he said it. A simple phrase, but said in a way only a mad man could speak.

“He said, ‘Go To Sleep.’ I let out a scream, that’s what sent him at me. He pulled up a knife; aiming at my heart. He jumped on top of my bed. I fought him back; I kicked, I punched, I rolled around, trying to knock him off me. That’s when my dad busted in. The man threw the knife, it went into my dad’s shoulder. The man probably would’ve finished him off, if one of the neighbors hadn’t alerted the police.

“They drove into the parking lot, and ran towards the door. The man turned and ran down the hallway. I heard a smash, like glass breaking. As I came out of my room, I saw the window that was pointing towards the back of my house was broken. I looked out it to see him vanish into the distance. I can tell you one thing, I will never forget that face. Those cold, evil eyes, and that psychotic smile. They will never leave my head.

Sorry, what 'young boy' has that vocabulary? That level of description? It's not like he's writing an essay for school, he's just giving a description to the police orally i.e by word of mouth. He should just say ''a really scary monster jumped out of the curtains and tried to kill me'' instead of something like ''How horrifying art thou! Thy eyes are owls' eyes! Thy face is as white as Mount Everest! Thy figure is the Tower of Babel! When the day is born, and the shadows arise, I shall go to the authorities and publicise my demonic encounter!''

Anyway, the picture was vaguely scary when I first saw it. Is there any truth to the rumour that it was photoshopped from a young woman who committed suicide from being trolled on 4chan?

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Slothingtonn
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i read this when i was 7
i don't get how this is scary
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oh my god this is horrible
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ive never read it tbh
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i was damn ten when i made this im ashamed dont bump this people
to stay off topic jfk is just no now

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Maleguest
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mynerdyways a dit :
ive never read it tbh

same
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http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M83ee00349275c4d080f278baba2c7eb1o0&w=300&h=270&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0
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Sea
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mixelslover a dit :

http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M83ee00349275c4d080f278baba2c7eb1o0&w=300&h=270&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0

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what the fuck
Maleguest
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smartiewolfs a dit :
mixelslover a dit :

http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M83ee00349275c4d080f278baba2c7eb1o0&w=300&h=270&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0

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what the fuck
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