Cuz APPAREANTLY I dont have swag .-. Mean.

Why cant i have Swag?

BECAUSE I STOLE YOUR SWAG FOREVER MWHAHAHA

WHY CANT I HAVE A DOG TREAT :(!

because u ate meh pie, NO ONE EATS JADE'S PIE!

y cant i watch my fave anime?

BECAUSE ANIME IS ILLEGAL

why cant i bake food in the oven

CAUSE YOU CAN'T
Why won't i be able to eat cake?

BECAUSE YOU HAVE A ALLERGY! >:{D

Why won't I connect to the server?

BECAUSE YOU WERE BANNED!

Why can't I read warriors?

Because your computer hates you.

WHY AM I A NOOB? D:

Because you hardly go on.

Why am i called a noob?

Rosyicywolf a dit :

Because your computer hates you.

WHY AM I A NOOB? D:

Dotehflopjr a dit :

Because you hardly go on.

Why am i called a noob?

You said "am" instead of "can't"

Mjmtheepic a dit :

BECAUSE YOU WERE BANNED!

Why can't I read warriors?

Because your parents thinks that it contains violence

Why can't I capture a pokemon in Pokemon FireRed?

Because the game is to old.


WHY CAN'T I PLAY MY WII U?

BEACUASE IT BROKE

why cant derpy be real?

BECAUSE SHE IS STUPID

WHY CAN'T I STOP TYPING ON THE FORUMS

BECAUSE ITS ADDICTING


WHY CANT I BE A NORMAL PERSON >-<

Beacuse your a vampire!


Why cant i poop?

Because you're a robot.


Why can't I get my favorite title?

Because your not awesome.

Why cant i smack my mom?

Because she'll ground you till you're 18


Why can't I make friends? D:

Cuz you aint popular.

Why cant i fart? :P i like silly things. IM SIMILAR TO PINKIE PIE!