Run... RUN LIEK THE WIND...

Help! There's the music in me! What should I do?

Spray water on the cat
And if he enjoys it, well shit ur doomed

Welp, there are ants on my body. What should i do.

Try to go underwater !

Help! There's a ghost in me! What should I do ?

Call da ghostbustas!


Help! There's a live potato inside of me! What2do?

Go to the doctors

Help! I am gonna die! What should I do?

CALL THE AMBULANCE
I entered on a fandom too late. What should i do?

contribute something or maybe you can leave the fandom for another?

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Help! My sister is writing bad fan-fiction of her OC and a canon character; what should I do?

KILL HER WRITING WITH FIRE

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Help! My guinea pig is staring at me as i'm writing this! What should i do?!

GIVE IT ATTENTION. It's wondering why you're always playing with the gray box creature.

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Help! There's a advertiser forcing me to buy deer repellant for 450$!!

JUST BUY IT!
Help, dorito bags knocking on my door, what do I do?

Eat them

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Help, I can only see black and white!

Take off those glasses, bruh.

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Help! There's a Stalker in my profile!

Get him before its gone!

Help there is a big spider on the wall!

Get some "house weapons"

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Help! Theres a spririt inside of me and it want me to kill everyone!

"Just let it beee"
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Help! There's a giant pie about to consume me!!!

Eat it.

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Help! There's a person flirting with me!

360 no scope him
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Help! There's a song stuck in my head!

Sorry, you're doomed for all eternity. But if you want, you could listen to a song you've gotten out of your head before.

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Help! There's a fandom luring me into it!