I didn't, blame Hand

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Why did you just commit arson

cuz i was bored

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why did u just ask me for money

Because I'm testing my courage

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Why did you just kill my cake :(

cuz it was ugly

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why did u just grab my arm

Because I want it wrapped around me... well both of them

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Why did you just bite my neck?

cuz i tried to turn u into a zombie

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why did u just push me up against the wall?

Because um.. idk-

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Why did you just steal my dog?

Lorenzohop a dit :

You'll find out in 9 months Lmao

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Why did you just steal my dog?

creative asf lmao

cuz theo needs a friend, hes been alone since corona started

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why did u just pull my hair

Well I'm coming over since you stole my dog and I pulled your hair because um... (10 hours later) um... because it was the only way to bring you closer

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Why did you just tell me about your obsession of kidnapping boys?

Because I just escaped from jail and my IQ dropped down to negative from it

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Why did you just create a aggressive cake?

cuz i find it cute

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why did u just look at me

Because R rated reasons

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Why did you just tie me down

Probably just tortue you.

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Why did you just punch my boob

This audience is for 18 years or older

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Why did you just lick me?

I wanted to kill myself via poisoning

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Why did you just destroy the door?

I want to kill your mom

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Why did you just give me $100?

Because I pity you. :(

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Why did you just punch the cutest guy in the world?

It's a facade, that guy secretly wants to enslave the world with his cuteness

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Why did you just kill my mother?

She was stopping us from being together

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Why did you just kill that bunny?

Because it reminded me of my dad

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Why did you just sniff my hair?