jokes on you i ate your cookies


i got 1000000 dollars

Jokes on you, the next day, the place you stored your money burned down.

I have a jar of dirt, I have a jar of dirt.

jokes on you i took your jar of dirt and put it outside where it belongs

i got a year subply of cheese

Jokes on you, they were fake.

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I got selfies c;

jokes on you u do not have selfies at all

i got a hat

jokes on you its your hand

i just earned 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 DOLLARS!

joes on u i stole all ur money

i have a house

jokes on you its all my money that I JUST TOOK BACK

i have all my money again!

jokes on u i stole it back

i have a gold chain necklace

jokes on you it was a trap that just chocked you

i have all my money AGAIN AGAIN

jokes on u i just stole it back again and put it all in my bank account

i have a ipad

jokes on you u were dead so i still have all my money and that ipad

jokes on u i am not dead

and ps i bought another ipad

jokes on you i killed you again and took the other ipad

i just one more money!

jokes on u the doctor bought me back to life and i was able to sell a bunch of stuff and get a billion more dollars


and was able to buy 50,000 ipads and 1000 somputers and i just stole the money that u won

jokes on you the doctor is in an alternate unerverse

i just have all her money

jokes on you know a billion doctors who could bring me back to life and i still have my 50,000 ipads and my 1,000 computers

Jokes on you, you are actually in a dream and all this never happened

I ate your lunch

jokes on u do did not rlly eat my lunch


i got a billion dollars and do not know what to do with it

Jokes on you, I tricked you into giving me the money for a few ketchup bottles.

Gottaloveketchup<3

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Now I've got the billion dollars! C8<