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Original text: "Hello bobby how are you? I am albert! Not really. Goodbye!" ...10 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Hey, Bobby, how did you do it? I'm Albert. I, actually. Goodbye!" Original text: "silly thing" ...10 translations later, Yandex gives us: "It's not fun. Original text: "Original text: "silly thing" ...10 translations later, Yandex gives us: "It's not fun. Original text: "silly thing" ...10 translations later, Yandex gives us: "It's not fun. Original text: "silly thing" ...10 translations later, Yandex gives " ...10 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Original text: It's not fun. 10 translations ...in addition, Google will give us the opportunity: OK. Original text: It's not fun. 10 translations ...in addition, Google will give us the opportunity: OK. Original text: It's not fun. 10 translations ...in addition, Google has allowed " Original text: "oooh kima llama is kawaii!" ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: " Dead coffee!" omg Original text: "are you a bad translator?" ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: "The fact that translation is a problem? Dernière modification le 1433346780000 |
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Original text: "Inkling inks ink in Inkopolis with shooters, chargers and rollers. Judd judges jumpers with just justice and juicy jukeboxes." ...22 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Sublimation ink Inkopolis the gun, blame the player. Judas court Player on the basis of Justice and juicy music." -- Original text: "Ace accepted accommodation in the academy." ...22 translations later, Yandex gives us: "It is the responsibility of the school." -- Original text: "Unread uncommon unbalanced unicorn unnoticed the university" ...10 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Not read several times, not balanced, unicorns, hidden universities." --- Original text: "Continue confusing communication with colour and corruptions" ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: "If you're working with corruption, and color however." --- Original text: "Is this the Krusty Krab?" ...22 translations later, Yandex gives us: "This kind of cancer?" -- #BestTranslatorEver Dernière modification le 1433354400000 |
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Original text: "apparently llamas can shine like diamonds, alright then." ...33 translations later, Yandex gives us: "I think that this is the work of His Majesty,stone, diamond on the right. " lord help me |
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OT: Over the "Period" was just a cheap knock-off! TAG really needs to think more carefully about fun factor. --------------------------- 43 Translations Later from alphabetical order...: "Although inexpensive.!!!!! Enjoy diet combined." OT: Since sweaters were commonly founded for Colds, you never thought it was true. --------------------------- 43 Translations Later in random order...: "These changes in the rules of the game, it's a disease, because I don't think that's right. " OT: "Modular Circumstances dehydrate Wolverines from predetermining what hand-wash will they imposingly consume." --------------------------- 10 Translations Later in Alphabetical order...: "The model for the increase of the werewolf, trying to find them wash their hands. They are important in the diet." OT: Fight till we can't fight Everybody's alright Don't let it stop, don't let it stop D-don't let it stop, till we make it to the daylight -------------------------- 43 Translations Later in Alphabetical order...: "The war seemed a very long time. Now, you know. Well, I have to go there. (F-stop)in the South. " OT: When I watched my brother play Point Blank 3 on the PS2; I somehow call him "Master" during completion of each stage. -------------------------- 43 Translations Later in Alphabetical order...: "Brothers and sisters, PS2,3 game when I saw it,I don't know what to do in every step with the word of God." Dernière modification le 1433355480000 |
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"''You will fly kid''" ...10 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Flying man" "''I am the juice girl''" ...10 translations later, Yandex gives us: "I juice a girl." "I NEED POTATOES" ...22 translations later, Yandex gives us: "You need to be in potatoes." Original text: "Tell me Ice" ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Tell me about the process." |
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Original text: "Marth what did you just fucking commit" ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: "April" Original text: "Roy u lil shit" ...22 translations later, Yandex gives us: "His son, Adrian, tablet" Original text: "King Dedede is sure a fat penguin though" ...10 translations later, Yandex gives us: "King dedede is a fat penguin, but " Original text: "Big-Al is secretly hiding the fact he be wearing skinny jeans" ...33 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Of all people, for any person, not a secret, to hide, to use skinny jeans." |
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original text: we should impeach obama and get free pizza translated text: Will. Obama, you are ready to decide to make pizza. |
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^ Lol!! Original text: Will you give me more Doritos please? Translated text: You have more chips, please. |
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Original text: "so I became a refrigerator" ...6 translations later, Yandex gives us: "If I came I be a freezer" ...Go on? Dernière modification le 1433512320000 |
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Translation log From English: I like the rainbow because it's very beatiful To Vietnamese: Tôi giống như cầu vồng bởi vì nó rất beatiful Back to English: I like rainbow because it's very beatiful To Armenian: Ես սիրում եմ ծիածանը, որովհետև այն շատ գեղեցիկ է Back to English: I love the rainbow because she is very beautiful To Azerbaijani: Mən sevirəm радугу, ona görə ki, o, çox gözəl Back to English: I love the rainbow because it is very beautiful To Ukranian: Я люблю веселку, тому що вона дуже красива Back to English: I love the rainbow because she is very beautiful To Bosnian: Ja volim duge jer ona je prelijepa Back to English: I love the rainbow because she's beautiful To Bulgarian: Обичам цветовете на дъгата, защото тя е красива Back to English: I love the rainbow because she is beautiful To Thai: ฉันชอบสายรุ้งเพราะว่าเธอช่างสวยเหลือเกิน Back to English: I like rainbows because she is beautiful To Chinese: 我喜欢彩虹因为她很漂亮 Back to English: I like Rainbow because she's beautiful. To Croatian: Volim duge, jer ona je lijepa. Back to English: I love long, because she's pretty. To Czech: Miluji dlouhé, protože ona je hezká. Back to English: I love long, because she is pretty. To Danish: Jeg elsker lange, fordi hun er smuk. Back to English: I love long, because she is beautiful. To Spanish: Me encanta mucho, porque ella es hermosa. Back to English: I love it a lot, because she is beautiful. To Estonian: Ma armastan seda nii palju, sest ta on ilus. Back to English: I love it so much because it is beautiful. To Slovenian: Všeč mi je tako veliko, ker je lepa. Back to English: I like it so much because it is beautiful. To Portuguese: Eu gosto tanto dele porque ele é bonito. Back to English: I like it so much because it is beautiful. To Georgian: მე მომწონს იმდენად იმიტომ, რომ ეს არის ლამაზი. Back to English: I like it so much because it is beautiful. To Macedonian: Ми се допаѓа толку многу, бидејќи тоа е убава. Back to English: I like so much, because it is beautiful. To Greek: Μου αρέσει τόσο πολύ, γιατί είναι όμορφη. Back to English: I like it so much because it is beautiful. To Hebrew: אני כל כך אוהב את זה כי זה יפה. Back to English: I like it so much because it is beautiful. To Lithuanian: Man patinka tiek daug, nes jis yra gražus. Back to English: I like it so much, because it is nice. To Italian: Mi piace così tanto, perché è bello. Back to English: I like it so much, because it is nice. To Romanian: Îmi place atât de mult, pentru că este frumos. Back to English: I like it so much because it is beautiful. To Albanian: E dua aq shumë për shkak se ajo është e bukur. Back to English: I like it so much because it is beautiful. To Latvian: Man patīk, ka ir tik daudz, jo tā ir skaista. Back to English: I like it so much, because it is beautiful. To Hungarian: Szeretem annyira, mert szép. Back to English: I love it so much because it is beautiful. To Swedish: Jag älskar det så mycket eftersom det är vackert. Back to English: I love it so much because it is beautiful. To Dutch: Ik doe het graag, omdat het mooi is. Back to English: I love it so much, because it is beautiful. To Maltese: I iħobbu l-huwa daqstant, minħabba li hija sabiħa. Back to English: I love it so much, because it is beautiful. To Norwegian: Jeg elsker det så mye, fordi det er vakkert. Back to English: I love it so much, because it is beautiful. To Polish: Kocham go tak bardzo, bo to jest piękne. Back to English: I love him so very much because it is beautiful. To French: Je l'aime tellement beaucoup parce qu'elle est belle. Back to English: I like it so much because it is beautiful. To Finnish: Pidän siitä niin paljon, koska se on kaunis. Back to English: I like it so much because it is beautiful. To Russian: Я люблю его так много, потому что это красиво. Back to English: I love it so much because it is beautiful. To Serbian: Ја га волим толико, јер то је лепо. Back to English: I love it so much because it is beautiful. To Arabic: أنا أحب ذلك كثيرا لأنها جميلة. Back to English: I love it so much because it is beautiful. To Catalan: M'agrada molt perquè és molt bonic. Back to English: I like it very much because it is very beautiful. To Slovak: Páči sa mi to veľmi veľa, pretože je to veľmi krásne. Back to English: I like it very much because it is very beautiful. To Belarusian: Мне ен вельмі падабаецца, таму што гэта вельмі прыгожа. Back to English: I like it very much because it is very beautiful. To Malay: Saya suka itu sangat banyak. karena itu adalah ... sangat indah. Back to English: I like it very much. because it is very beautiful. To German: Ich mag es sehr. da ist es sehr schön. Back to English: I like it very much. since it is very beautiful. To Turkish: Ben çok beğendim. çok güzel olduğu için. Back to English: I liked it a lot. because she was very beautiful. To Indonesian: Aku suka banyak. karena dia sangat cantik. Back to English: I like a lot. because she's so beautiful. Original text: "I like the rainbow because it's very beatiful" ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: "I like a lot. because she's so beautiful." i've put this in other language, and... Original text: "Eu gosto muito do arco-íris pois ele é muito bonito." ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: " The best collection of part M of the iris stop." Original text: "Hodor" ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: "In addition to this. " Dernière modification le 1433527260000 |
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Original text: "my youth is slipping away as time slips like a torrenting waterfall through my fingers towards inevitable death" ...22 translations later, Yandex gives us: "I'm new, and time is slipping through your fingers, when the load falls to her death." Original text: "• [22:20] [Mynerdyways] I still don't understand why Uni asked me if I liked you. • [22:20] [Mynerdyways] does she ship nerdyheart • [22:21] [Firrenheart] Omfg nasty. • [22:21] [Mynerdyways] Ikr! And hey, offensive.. • [22:21] [Firrenheart] Sorry! • [22:21] [Firrenheart] I could NEVER picture us as a couple that's what I meant though. • [22:21] [Mynerdyways] Mynerdyways X Firrenheart FANFICTION • [22:22] [Mynerdyways] She should make one • [22:22] [Mynerdyways] So I can break my neck cringing • [22:22] [Firrenheart] I'm sure it'd be pretty crappy xD. • [22:23] [Mynerdyways] Nerdy gripped Firren's hand. "I'll never let you go," he said. "I'M FLYING JACK! I'm FLYING!" Firren yelled. • [22:23] [Firrenheart] I'm crying! xD • [22:23] [Firrenheart] JACK?!? • [22:23] [Firrenheart] JACK? WHERE ARE YOU? • [22:24] [Mynerdyways] I'LL NEVER LET GO ROSE! • [22:25] [Firrenheart] JACK! I CAN FLY! *jumps of cliff and splats on ground* • [22:25] [Mynerdyways] ROSE NOOOOOOOO ROSE-SENPAI NOTICE ME! • [22:25] [Firrenheart] Lol • [22:25] [Mynerdyways] I WON'T LET THE TITAN EAT YOU • [22:25] [Firrenheart] *Knock on Jack's door 2 years later* • [22:26] [Mynerdyways] YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL ROSE" ...22 translations later, Yandex gives us: "•I 22:20][Mynerdyways I still don't understand why he asked. Jung,I love you. •I 22:20][Mynerdyways.-the ship nerdyheart •I 22:21][Firrenheart. Oh my god bad. •I 22:21][Mynerdyways]bull! I'm sorry.. •I 22:21][Firrenheart...I'm sorry! •I 22:21][Firrenheart I don't understand, then. Finally, I think that no matter what happens. •I 22:21][Mynerdyways]Mynerdyways m Firrenheart direction. •I 22:22][Mynerdyways]should work. •I 22:22][Mynerdyways you're doing, you can break the neck pull. •I 22:22][Firrenheart I think this is a bad HD. •I 22:23][Mynerdyways]freak Firren taken my hand-I'm not crazy, I'm flying, jack! Fly Firren challenge. •I 22:23][Firrenheart I'm crying! xD •I 22:23][Firrenheart] socket; •I 22:23][Firrenheart] stop; where is it? •I 22:24][Mynerdyways]'t bloom! •I 22:25][Firrenheart. jack! I don't know what to buy. *Jump on the ice, alone.* •I 22:25][Mynerdyways]Pink is not.Senpai noticed me. •I 22:25][Firrenheart. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. •I 22:25][Mynerdyways]is not made of titanium. •I 22:25][Firrenheart]*2 years.* •I 22:26][Mynerdyways], this is a very nice pink." THIS ONE MADE ME CRY STOP ^ WHAT THE HELL IS THIS "•[13:40] [Mynerdyways] wHAT THE LITERAL DJDKKDJD • [13:41] [Mynerdyways] MY MUM JUST SAID SHE GOT HER BOOB SMASHED • [13:41] [Mynerdyways] I'M CRYING • [13:41] [Mynerdyways] I AM • [13:41] [Mynerdyways] CRYING • [13:41] [Mynerdyways] REAL TEARS • [13:41] [Mynerdyways] CRINGES • [13:41] [Mynerdyways] WHILE CRYING" ...22 translations later, Yandex gives us: "•I 13:40][Mynerdyways. really DJDKKDJD •I 13:41][Mynerdyways]Mother says to her nipple at the factory. •I 13:41][Mynerdyways I'm crying. •I 13:41][Mynerdyways. •I 13:41][Mynerdyways]wines. •I 13:41][Mynerdyways.-buy •I 13:41][Firrenheart]translation. Hell •I 13:41][Mynerdyways. •I 13:41][Mynerdyways if you cry." Original text: "Corehunters, 12m, (-1 0 +1) gtfo" ...22 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Corehunters, $ 12 billion dollars. Euro (-1 0+1) So. The so-called" okay but that 2nd one though |
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^ o3o......... Original text: I gave someone a gift, can you figure out who got it? Translated: I can people gifts, maybe? |
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Original text: "Hello, I am not a robot nor am I a human being. Welcome to the world of candy! In this place, the most known un-healthy food, candy, rules the world! Popcorn hops around like bunnies, and you can ride gummy bears! Enjoy your stay. Or die." ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Hi, I'm not human. Welcome to the world of desserts! To conquer the world when he volunteered for the dessert, my dad is I don't have a ticket. popcorn Fun environment Or die" - I can't even... -falls off couch- Original text: "Oh! Hello there! I see you are not from this place. In this place, everything is about ME. ME ME ME. No one else! The spot light is on me, and non of my clumsy things or awkward moments make me look bad. I just look even MORE popular! Fools!" ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: "!! !!!!Good day! I've seen the topic. - - - That's another thing! Space, light, or much worse, and I feel guilty because I want to see more! A little crazy!" - Okay then. Original text: "@Jewelofswag < [Jewelofswag] That moment when you play a video but your headphones aren't plugged in so the volume just plays throughout the house loudly while you're sitting there thinking you're the only one hearing it. > [e2] [Jewelofswag] Omg Lmao < [Jewelofswag] DONE WATCHING VIDEOS FOR ME\ < [Jewelofswag] MY FKING GOD > [e2] [Jewelofswag] LOL < [Jewelofswag] I'll just watch for Dan videos tomorrow ;-; -cri- < [Jewelofswag] more*" ...22 translations later, Yandex gives us: "@Jewelofswag < [Jewelofswag] time in the game, but it is essential that the sound is not just a game, as well as the house voted to sit there and think you're sitting. > [E2] [Jewelofswag] Oh, my god, of course! < [Jewelofswag] this movie for me. \ < [Jewelofswag] , FKING > [E2] [Jewelofswag] - haha < [Jewelofswag] I saw a picture in the morning ;-; -cross- < [Jewelofswag]*" - They made it look like we had a dirty conversation... WHY DO I THINK SO WRONG? Original text: "• [Kittencutez] Hey Dr! No cheese for you! ^_^ [Hatoncat] would have won if I hadn't failed the cj [Vonzombie] <3 [Wolfgodzz] zombie Thanks to *scruffy, we gathered 1 cheese! Thanks to Hamjelly, we gathered 18 cheese! Reddster is now your shaman, follow her! [Wolfgodzz] im dying my hair purple soon c: [Hatoncat] me too No cheese for you! ^_^ [Yummcheese] cool" ...10 translations later, Yandex gives us: "•[Kittencutez doctor, Good day! No cheese for you! [Laughs]-[laughs] [Ring cat), will not be heard if, in addition, [Vs zombies. 3 [ZZ wolf to kill zombies. Thank you very much, we gathered 1 cheese! Thanks raw, 18 wheels of cheese!!! Now, redstar host, go for it! [ZZ wolf to death to have you back and I want the purple one. [Ring cat No cheese for you! [Laughs]-[laughs] [On the space, which is pretty cool." - Omg.. I LOVE THIS THING ROFL. Original text: "I hate you, you hate me, let's go out and kill Barney! With a baseball bat, and Barney on the floor, no more purple dinosaur! " ...22 translations later, Yandex gives us: "I hate you I hate me let me go and kill them! With the baseball bat, and then sex, dinosaur purple! " - You ruined the Barney song! Original text: "One day, my mom and sister were watching something and crying, so I asked what and they explained it, and I busted out laughing, at something that was 'sad' for them. My mom got mad and yelled at me. Sigh." ...33 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Then, mom and sister cry. later he called and said it was just a joke, sorry, my mom was very sick and he cried to breathe." - ... Just no... Dernière modification le 1434256200000 |
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Original text: "Nbadaisy, 1m, (-1 -1 +1) //coughs// "Anyways. Once upon a time there was a guy named Themilkguy. He was a nice ol fellow. Kind, Good-spirited, mature. But a witch named micahsucksegg hated all of those nice traits. She turned Themilkguy into a girl. A very pretty one, cuz her spell was messed up + Themilkguy still had his nice personality traits. Then Corehunters came... He walked aroudn town, and saw a really pretty girl, a perfect girl that any guy would want. He went up her and was like "gtfo." Themilkguy rolled his eyes. *She. She rolled her eyes. She knew corehunters and how he was always a !@#$. Corehunters looked at her perfect face and immediately apoligized. "IM SO SORRY! YOUR PRETTY AS FUCK! WILL YOU EVEN FORGIVE ME< PRETTY GIRL?" Themilkguy sighed. "I might as well start a new life as a women. "Sure..." She shrugged. "Im themilkgirl." She shook his hand. Corehunters jumped up and down. "LIKE THEMILKGUY?! I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE HIM CUZ IM SO JEALOUS THATS WHY I ACT LIKE A DICK!" He covered his mouth. Themilkgirl snickered. "We're twins. Hes my brother. Anyways, im new here. You wanna show me around, and maybe we can go out? Like as bae's!" Corehunters stuck his tongue out like a dog and nodded. Themilkgirl giggled. They lived happily ever after. The end." ...22 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Nbadaisy, 1 m (-1-1+1) //Edit//. Long ago, a man named Themilkguy. He's a good man, a good man, friendly, sense of humour, alt. But the Lord called micahsucksegg hate, love, Themilkguy girls. A very beautiful girl, because magic in the cumbersome+Themilkguy is still a very good man. What Corehunters around the city, I saw a beautiful girl, a beautiful girl. What minutes. The so-called Themilkguy. *This was my eyes, I know, corehunters always!@# $ . Corehunters guilty I'm sorry, now, unfortunately! This is very, very cool!!! You have to forgive. As a rule, pretty girl. Themilkguy. Best to start a new life as a woman. Of course, not be ignored. I themilkgirl. I put my hand Corehunters go THEMILKGUY, what?! I always wanted to be with him because they're jealous, so it may not work properly. Dry, Themilkgirl a smile on his face. We're twins, my brother, I'm here, I think. I want you to tell me how can we know it? I want a boy!!! Corehunters this language, when an older Dog. Themilkgirl laugh, if you want to live long and happily. Right to the end." |
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Original text: "Legendaries galore on Pokemon Rumble World!" ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: "A lot of Health, good story, Pokemon.'' |
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Original text: "Pokemon IS the best game in the entire universe." ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Pokemon game the greatest game in the Universe." This should be a motto XD Original text: "[Bethdacat] No one likes a d!ck. [A D!ck] :'( Why must you insult me?" ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: "[Bethdacat you don't like it!! Training !!!D! The results are good:I would attack? " LOL |
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Original text: "I love curb-stomping dogs!" ...6 translations later, SDL gives us: "I worship the dogs, the margin of the pavement that takes a step! " |
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"• [21:59] [Firrenheart] Your senstive. • [22:00] [Firrenheart] *YOU'RE • [22:00] [Firrenheart] *dies*" ...22 translations later, Yandex gives us: "•I 21:59][Firrenheart. navigacija navigacija navigacija navigacija navigacija sensitive. •I 22: 00][Firrenheart]* •I 22: 00][Firrenheart]*dead*" |
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"Hello, hello! How is your day today!" and then after 43 translations "Gay, Gay, Gay. at the end of the day today." what just happened?? |
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"I ate a potato this morning. Potato has 6 letters. There are 2 T's in the word "potato". If we add two mores sixes what number do we get? 666! And what does 666 mean? The Illuminati! Illuminati confirmed!" ... 10 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Oh, no potatoes this morning. Potatoes-6 tickets, 2 tons of words, potatoes. If two additional six customs, how much do you know? 666! And 666 means? Light! Light confirmed." What in the actual heck. You're a kid, you're a squid! Splatatatatatatata, Splatoon! ...10 translations later, Yandex gives us. "Squid! Tatatatatatat the Sudan People's Liberation Army, Splatoon!" Ah please mama, give me the booze, so what's it supposed to mean, if I pee a tsunami? Hurry, mama, we need booze, or we'll get mad, and feed cheese to this cat. ..10 translations later "Oh, come on, mom, give me to drink, and this is what she wants to pee a tsunami? Come on, mom, drink, or our neighbor, and cheese in the factory." Dernière modification le 1434470220000 |