Sure but take a cookie and a blanket with you

Can I be a fart

No, because you're too smelly.

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Can I be your roommate?

OK, but there will be a wall that spilts the earth in two separating us.

Can I be an assassin?

Yup why not

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Can i be yours

Sorry,I have eyes on someone else
;)

Can I be Superwoman

no, I'm the best person on this forum, being superwoman would make u better

Can I be a gun (to kill school enemies with)

no, it's mean to kill

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Can I be a doge?