Tame them and make them your minions.

Help, there's a World Exterminating Camel in my room! What should I do?!?

get rid of the world before the camel does

help, there's a man trying to sell me toothpaste in my basement what should i do

Hit him with a banana and tell him to get out :3

HALP MEEEEEEEEE THERE IS THE "IMANTA's PEDOPHILE" IN MY BASEMENT (Imantas pedophile is real,he's the latvia's bandit who rape and kill people :c)

Give him a hug!

HELP ME THERE IS WILL SMITH IN MY BASEMENT STEALING MY PANTIES WHAT SHOULD I DO???

get the rest and lock your bathroom door heres some bread! (you have water rai?)

HELP THERES TRAINERS FIGHTING OVER ME WHAT SHALL I DO!

Let them fight, then steal all their POKEMANS.
OMG HELP A CANDY CANE IS IN MY BASEMENT MADE OUT OF CHOCOLATE BUT I HATE MINT THINGS, WHAT DO I DO?

Give it to someone who likes mint.


HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S A ICE-CREAM CONE IN MY BASEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

If it's any flavor except mint, give it to me. I'm hungry.

Help, there's a meditating panda sharpening a plastic knife in my basement! What do I do?!! D:

give it some bagels so it can atleast use the knife

help, theres a transformice mod in my basement trying to ban me for getting first what DO I DO!!!!!!!!!!!

here (hands rifle :P)

Theres a giant Rhino playing the Harp in my Basement what do i do?

listen to the music

Theres a giant
bacon in my basment......Oh its me.

I'll save you! -eats-

Help! There's a lion eating a dandelion in my basement! What do I do?

Help! There's a basement in my basement! What should I do?

Get the basement out of the basement and destroy the other bas- ok that is just too confusing :T

Help! There is Knightofpiza in my basement! What do I do?

tell him the leave if he won't then i will help ;) *walks in with Bow and Arrows*


Help theres a Liger in my basment! what do i do?

Let me eat it o.o

Help! Amy is in my basement with a rifle! What do I do?

Let me shoot her! *shoots self* Oops, I mistook myself for someone else again.. *dies*

HELP! THERE'S A CROCODIEL IN MY HOUSE! WAT DO??

Shoot it with your rifle.

Help! I'm stuck in my basement with an evil dandelion eating version of me! What do I do?

*can't dead cuz dead* Jk, EAT IT!

Help! There's a rifle in my house! What should I DO????

Use it.

Help! there's a daisy in my house! What do I do? Goodnight, add me, blah blah blah :'c