Tiaratown a dit :

royals Lorde: You can be a green bean= me: You can be green pee

where does it say "you can be a green bean" wht

Firebluestar a dit :

where does it say "you can be a green bean" wht

loll
it's originally you can call me queen bee

original: pick up the phone girl i gotta be there
what it sounds like: pick up the phone girl i gotta pee there
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All Of Me - John Legend

Loves all of me!
Loves all of you!
Love your friends and your beginners!
And we wen wi wen begino!

A Few Hours After This

Misheard,"Like do I change?"
Real, "Like two white checks."

hmm yeah... the last three words are similar to what I thought they wereso it's obvious why I confused them that way. xD

It's Time : Imagine Dragons
I heard "Pop the nerds, they never lose right oh!"
FUCK
I'M ABOUT TO BE POPPED.

I Predict A Riot

Misheard, "I ferret a red."
Real, "I predict a riot."

o_o

What Does The Fox SAy
WHat the fu zayn

I want you to stay
I wont chew the steakk

Im friends with the monster
Im friends with the mustard

Baby can you breathe, I got this from jamaica
Baby can you breed, a cactus from jamaica

Enough to make my system blow
Enough to make my sister moan (truth XD)

Make that money watch it burn
Bake that bunny watch it burn

Snowdragonf a dit :

The Fox

Real lyrics: What the fox say?

What i heard: What the f-ck say?

Gangnam style

Real lyrics : oppan gangnam style (i think)

What i heard: open condom store

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Oh my god I'm laughing so hard at the second one.

REal lyrics :

Karma, karma
Karma is looking for you
What you gonna do
When they come for you

What i heard :

com coma
coma ass lucky throw too
watch fish gonna do
when they cum for you

Like a G6

What I heard: Like a Cheese stick like a Cheese stick
What the real lyrics are: Like G6 like a G6

"like a plastic bag drifting through the wind..."

im livin on sexy oven yo

"someday, just someday i will fyyyyyyy"

someday, someday i will dieeeee <right lyrics

"Blue French Bread" -Misheard SSBB lyrics

"Finger a woman, I think you should."

when it's actually

"Think hard woman, I think you should."

- blue eyes by mika

in a song called First of the Year (Equinox) by Skrillex i heard "babyhoof" O.O

Firebluestar a dit :

where does it say "you can be a green bean" wht

LOL Mine was:

Lorde: You can call me Queen B

Me: You can call me creepy..

That was like the first time I listened to it #DON'T JUDGE

Misheard= Hurry mama, we need booze. What's it supposed to mean if we pee a tsunami - Super Smash bros lyrics

From the Cup song:

Real: You're gonna miss me by my talk, oh
Misheard: You're gonna miss me bye my taco

E: From Timber:

Real: Swing your partner round and round
Misheard: Swing your butter round and round