You just one a sack of candy!

*inserts coin*

You just won alot of lipstick!

*inserts coin*

You won a chance to play Topic Game!

*inserts coin*

You just won another try (insert 90$)

*inserts coin*

you won a cat thats to lazy to move.

inserts coin*

You've won a 7g dog who like to lick you!!

*inserts coin*

You won nothing! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

*inserts coin*

You've won fresh air!

*inserts coin*

You've won a whale with digestive problems but doesn't care and eats everything in sight before getting a stomachache and throwing everything up and having a crew have to clean up all the mess before demanding pay raises because noone likes cleaning up that stuff and having it denied by the boss who made a fatal mistake becuase the workers killed him in his sleep and took all his money then nomniated a new boss who was greaet at first but took all their money and killed and they decided to take a new job so they left but misseed each other and became sad and wrote songs that became famous and they got rich and didn't need a job anymore so they retired and lived of the money they earned while the whale was making another mess with no one to clean it up so the whale has to clean up his own mess but gets grossed out and starts ddieted but dies so his whole family grieves for him but sharks eat his corpse so the whales and sharks have an epic fight and they kill eachother then the humans fish up the remains and recycle it.

-inserts coin-

You've won poinless text that is so long; it covers the whole of Russia!!!

*inserts coin!*

You've won the "Covering all of Russia" award!

-insert coin-

You won a free visit to meet Willy Wonka!

-inserts coin-

u won 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001$


CONGRATZ

*inserts coin*

YOU JUST ONE MY HORSE AVATAR!


*inserts coin*

You've won a trip to *Portal 2 spoilers!!!*

*inserts coin*

you've won pants!

-inserts coin-

You've won a hobo!

-inserts coin-

u got ur self.

-inserts a chicken bone.-

JACKPOT! YOU JUST WON A DINNER CUPON AT THE BEST RESTAURANT + A BOOK AND A TOY

-inserts a magic unicorn corn-

It cannot accept this unicorn horn, try again.

*inserts coin enough to make the slot machine recognise the identity of the coin*