I dunno. you can't it's too swaggy.

why cam't I eat myself?

Why can't I eat mah crush XD.

Why cant i eat bacon?

Because creepers don't eat bacon I thoght they only ate gunpowder or TNT or something


Why can't I eat muffins?

Because you eat 2 000/s already !

Why cant i eat my homework ?

Because you're not a dog.

Why can't I eat a sock?

Because it is made out of fluffy weird stuff.


Why can't I eat my hair?

Becuz it's gross........


Why can't I eat my Roman Noodle Soup? :( ( Irl I'm eating Roman Noodle Soup! XD )

Why can't I eat a dog biscuit?

Because I ate it >:O

Why can't I eat Pikachu?

Because he's too cute

Why can't I eat My brother? .-.

because hes ur brother!

why cant i eat the toilet??

Because then you have germs and no one will want to be near you.

Why can't I eat dandelions?

Cause you already ate them XD


Why can't i eat my Pasta >:l

I think I ate it :T

Why can't I eat Amy?

Because I will eat you instead! >:U

Why can't I eat this waffle?

Because I ate it and I am uneatable.

Why can't I eat my bed? Also, goodnight. I'm gonna sleep now XC Add me :'c

Aww, kay :c

I will eat you bed then ;-;

Why can't I eat my elbow??

Because you can't reach it besides it looks scary

Why can't I eat limes?

Because you're aready to sour
Why can't I eat blueberrypie :(?