ERROR, we dont take dimes.

-inserts mickey mouse-

ERROR: We don't accept Disney characters.

*inserts bad language*

ERROR, we do not accept that kind of language 'round here!

*inserts potato*

ERROR: This machine is not hungry for potatoes, you get a shredded one back instead of candy corn

*inserts awesomeness*

ERROR: This is too awesome!

*inserts my hand*

ERROR: We don't accept hands that smell like fish.

*Inserts... lavender xD*

ERROR : We do not accept lavender

*inserts boototheya* (person above me)

Sorry, but the machine has been kidnapped by an overgrown turtle. We are sending a team of plumbers to retrieve it.

*Inserts small penny-shaped disk*

ERROR.The machine has unidentified your age,thus you need to be 999 to eat and Candy Corn.
Come back in a few years.

*Inserts clean,not out of date penny*

sorry,your penny is too perfect

*inserts penny*

ERROR 678! THAT PENNY IS MOLDY O3O

*hugs machine then inserts a tiny heart locket* ^-^

ERROR:Too much love , self destruct in 3...2....1...*KABOOOOOOM*
*Inserts clone of the machine*

ERROR: Not real money. (hugs to make up and gives kitty cat and clone of machine back) Inserts hugs and kisses and a tiny heart locket <3 AND LOTS OF LOVEE!!!

ERROR: TOO-MUCH-LOVE+Machine doesn't accept love+

*Inserts penny*

ERROOER33OR3RO3210-1--103910-93-49-0 Bad error loves love*Blows up*

*Inserts penny*

ERROR! This penny is dented! Come back with a new, undented penny!

-inserts Nike shoes-

ERROR! Invalid currency, machine just cannot do it (if you know what I mean).

-inserts candy corn shaped and molded like an actual coin-

ERROR! Don't try and fool me with your candy corn shaped coin. I know what you're trying to pull!

-inserts troll face-

Sorry, but-- TROLOLOLOLOL *makes millions of trololol men, who conquer the universe*

*inserts frisbee*

ERROR We are not playing a game.

*Inserts a xbox 360*