I was admiring the Emperor's portrait when the mailstork dropped the cheesein my hands so I stood there..waiting for someone to take it since someone obviously would.

Herobrine is on a little holiday to clam his nerves down so he wont stalk too much and he sees the cheese and throws it onto the highest roof in the world.

I fly over to it and grab it while i send out Crazy Hand to kill the guards

i beat u to the chhese and fly to a safe hill

takes cheese eats and poops out then eats poop again then give it wing and it flys aaway then the poop gets eaten by a a llama () ()
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i wipe the poop off the cheese and thats how the cheese touch started XD

I slap you and you drop the cheese, i pick it up and run to my fort gaurded by a thousand enderman, 3 enderdragons, 2 wither skulls, and Herobrine himself :D

(are we doing minecraft versin?) walks ove in creative mode and spawns endermen witch kill you and i steelz the cheese and gives to enderdragon

i use magic to teleport the cheese to me and jump with it into lava with lasers in it

I call my friend troll to use his trollfacing powers and snap the cheese right before it touches lava and i set a bomb on you,then i take fly and hide on the moon.

i use my enderdragon with herobrine riding it to eat the cheese. game over.

I shrink to go inside their stomach and steal the cheese and fly off. IMAGIRLVAMPIREJEEZGOD.

you burn in the dragons fire inside

(you didn't take it?)
(Ignored)

I shoot the dragon, killing you in the process. I then rip open the dragon, and steal the ring. I am magical so I put it into the middle of the sun.

i put out the sun so we all die but i live with my majic bubble. i steal the cheese :3

its not a ring its cheese

i take the ring (cuz im half master hand half Crazy hand half kirby and quater mouse) and i make everything protect it and who ever pokes it will be in Termina (wich will be dextroyed in 3 days XD) and even LINK is protecting it

WHY IS MY AVATAR MAKING THINGS SO IRONIC !! anyway I take the ring and don't die because the ring makes anyone live longer so oooooooo

its a cheese ring
it looks like a ring but its cheese

I steal the ring in your sleep and you die of old age. I put the ring on my penis and im wearing an obsidean cup and lasers guard my penis and I never sleep because I party all night.