I thought that when we fall alseep, toys come alive. I stayed up a whole night to see if its true until my mom beat me up and yell at me to go to sleep.

I thought I could ride my dog, Rex, but when I tried he bit my arm :U

My dad could fly :^((

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I used to think that if you ate fruit their seeds would grow inside of you thanks to my brother.

this

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i thought that spongbob was real

Hey your really the game's here?

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i thought babies were really in stomachs and not the uterus

Waittt, they're not in the stomache? ok

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i thought babies were really in stomachs and not the uterus

Omfg yes!

Just learnt for about a week, detailed lessons (including making a 3d model of the opposite gender's genitalia...., filling condoms with water, p.s they hold 6 litres..., and other disturbing things) of reproduction in science.
/innocencecompletelygone

My mind was blown in that long week of "learning"...
Including the fact that yes... babies form in the uterus...

I thought if you put your backpack on your stomach you will be pregnate 0-0

Thanks brother :T

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-_- Oh please,do not talk about this PLEASE. this is inappropiate. You should had had a *.

I use to think that the world was reallly really safe like those old times,safe enough that you can wallk around and buy lollis.

how old are you, 5?
its not inappropriate, its life.
and when i was young i thought that you'd get pregnant by getting married/kissing...
....
nope

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I used to think that if you ate fruit their seeds would grow inside of you thanks to my brother.

I ate a cherry seed and cried for 2 hours because I thought a tree would grow inside me. e.o

I thought that there was a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
That wishing on a shooting star would make your dreams come true.

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i thought that santa was real
e// omg and the tooth fairy
my grandpa said that if i threw my tooth across the house the tooth fairy would get it and iw ould get money

This this thisssss

When I was in kindergarden, I used to think cousins means like friends. So I asked random friends and said: "Hey, wanna be my cousin?" o3o

i thought when someone moved everyone in the nieghboorhood go together and pushes your house to a new location

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And when i was young i thought that you'd get pregnant by getting married/kissing...
....
Nope:3 i suck like totally that was years ago, so now i know you need to have 'it' with someone to get a baby. Not sure how yet! Gotta ask my mommy!

I thought you would get pregnant by holding hands with anyone even the same gender or someone related to you like your dad or mom so whenever my mom told me to hold her hand across the street i would say, "I'm only 6! Not ready yet!"

I thought if you drank the drink "Monster", that you would turn into a "Monster."

Nothing, I realised that all the adults told me were lies so I never had trusted them.
This is the cause of my trust issues.

I was very curious :) but i thought one day i saw at least 4 dragons fly across a rainbow. Heres how i describe it.

It was flying slowly
It was very big
Spiky wings
It was in the evening.


So help me out here...

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My dad could fly :^((

I found that extremely hilarious

That clouds actually pee on us.

i was a cat it not funny

I thought m*******ation meant giving money so I asked everyone to m******ate for me...

you know in those exaggerated adverts where you drink something healthy and it turns you into a superhero or a princess or something along those lines
i thought those were true
e:

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that you could tip the iceberg on club penguin

this too