Because what if it has Rabies u-u

mOM why cant i get the new appleeeeeeeeee?

because u don't like fruits..........

mom, why i can't sleep?

Because you have no life.

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Mom... why can't I get Deez nuts

I thought you hate nuts

Mom, why can't I post a thread on the forums?

Because you don't know the physics of TFM

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Mum why can't I eat mah cheezburger

You don't have a mouth.

Mum, why can't I call you mom?

because ur adopted

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Mom why can't I make puns?

Because puns are not allowed

Mom why can't i get the first post?

because ur slow.

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Mom, why can't i get a unicorn?

Becuz they dont exist

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I want food. Why cannot get?

Because you need to walk your lazy ass to the kitchen and get it yourself >:l

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Moooooooom
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Why can't I have the Pikachuuuuuuuuuuu

Because You didn't give me food

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Moooom Why can't I join a Fnaf Fandom...?

Because bacon.

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Why can't i get the Om Nom eating a candy?

BECAUSE YER A NERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDD

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Why can't I get jawbreakers?

idk
your dad said you weren't allowed

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mom why can't I have Volcanion?

Because I want jawbreakers

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Why can't I make a good excuse?

Because sweetie, you're terrible at excuses. We went over this already.

Mom, why can't I see anything?

Because I'm not good at excuses

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Why can't I adopt this kitten?

because i love cats but i wont let you get 1 because i hate you :3

Mom why cant i watch the video peppa pig goes to the dentist mlg?

cause i don't want you to

MOM WHY CAN'T I GET CHOCOLATE?