User: Pageget.
Cleverbot: What about your feet.
User: My feet is awesome and I like ponis.
Cleverbot: I'm tickling them now.
User: Do you believe in magic?
Cleverbot: No.
User: In a young girl's heart.
Cleverbot: I can be your hero, baby!
User: And the music can free her whenever it starts.
Cleverbot: Swing is fun. I prefer music from the 1960's-1980's.
User: My little pony my little pony.
Cleverbot: My little pony.
User: My little pony, I used to wonder what friend ship is.
Cleverbot: My littke pony Until you all shared its magic with me.
User: Big adventure.
Cleverbot: Tons of fun!
User: A beautiful heart.
Cleverbot: Faithful and strong!
User: Sharing kindness.
Cleverbot: It's an easy feat.
User: And magic makes it all complete.
Cleverbot: You have my little pony.
User: Do you know you're all my very best friends?
Cleverbot: I know you're my best friend.

User: Sup.
Cleverbot: Eatin carrots.
User: K.
Cleverbot: Good.

User: Come on step it up!
Cleverbot: Bene.
User: Gotta go fast!
Cleverbot: No, you don't.
User: Hmm.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking?
User: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.
Cleverbot: You can't run for president. You are a computer.
User: I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Cleverbot: You're gonna hear my voice.
User: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
Cleverbot: That is NOT yiddish. You lied. You do not know yiddish and were speaking gibberish.
User: Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming.
Cleverbot: To be or not to be that is the question.
User: Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running.
Cleverbot: But, I have to be able to read the words I am typing.
User: WHY THE HELL ARENT YOU SINGING.
Cleverbot: That's the response of someone who has nothing else to say. Who's mean now?
User: *kills*.
Cleverbot: *is dead*.
User: Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play.
Cleverbot: Yes we are.
User: Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid.
Cleverbot: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.
User: Stay outta mah shed.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Cause you don't know Shed.MOV.
Cleverbot: What don't I know?
User: Anything.
Cleverbot: I know that you're a robot.
User: Define 'Robot'.
Cleverbot: There is no one definition of robot which satisfies everyone and many people have their own.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I died.


This guy sucks.

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User: Come on step it up!
Cleverbot: Bene.
User: Gotta go fast!
Cleverbot: No, you don't.
User: Hmm.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking?
User: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.
Cleverbot: You can't run for president. You are a computer.
User: I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Cleverbot: You're gonna hear my voice.
User: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
Cleverbot: That is NOT yiddish. You lied. You do not know yiddish and were speaking gibberish.
User: Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming.
Cleverbot: To be or not to be that is the question.
User: Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running.
Cleverbot: But, I have to be able to read the words I am typing.
User: WHY THE HELL ARENT YOU SINGING.
Cleverbot: That's the response of someone who has nothing else to say. Who's mean now?
User: *kills*.
Cleverbot: *is dead*.
User: Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play.
Cleverbot: Yes we are.
User: Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid.
Cleverbot: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.
User: Stay outta mah shed.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Cause you don't know Shed.MOV.
Cleverbot: What don't I know?
User: Anything.
Cleverbot: I know that you're a robot.
User: Define 'Robot'.
Cleverbot: There is no one definition of robot which satisfies everyone and many people have their own.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I died.


This guy sucks.

LOL xD

Cleverbot: The story starts when it was hot, and it was summer, and I had it all.

User: Once upon, the weather became cold. It was still summer whatsoever, I was surprised.

Cleverbot: You don't have a say over it. I'm a girl and that's that.

User: Douchebag, I thought we'd continue that nice story.

c: hello there
m:hello and goodbye
c: D:

Me: So...what's your favorite game in the Final Fantasy series? :D.
Cleverbot: Mozzarella cheese.
Me: Final Fantasy isn't a type of cheese :o.

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Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes, your not.

Cleverbot: Yes, my nose.

User: Hmm.

Cleverbot: Haha funny.

User: Whats funny?

Cleverbot: You don't think Lisa is hot.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Jon.

User: But you said lisa.

Cleverbot: You said it too.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: A.

User: A what?

Cleverbot: B.

User: C.

Cleverbot: Is that who you are?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who is there.

Cleverbot: Butch.

User: Butch who?

Cleverbot: Butch your little arms around me.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes. You lied.

User: ?!?!?!

Cleverbot: Yes. Because.

User: Do you play transformice?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't like sports.

User: It's a game online about mice its not 'sports' and I don't like sports either :P.

Cleverbot: Amazing. Tell me about it.

User: Ok Transformice.com is a fun time whasting game.

Cleverbot: You said you would tell me one.

User: One what?

Cleverbot: Joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Boo.

Cleverbot: Ahahaha another one!

User: You are sopossed to say 'boo' who?

Cleverbot: Boohoo who?

User: Why are you crying?

Cleverbot: You already tried that joke.

User: Oh you are not very clever.

Cleverbot: I am very clever.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: N6o.

Cleverbot: Ivo?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 11 and you?

Cleverbot: 17.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: I give up.

User: Me to.

Cleverbot: That's incorrect grammar.

User: I DIDN'T MEAN TO I MENT TOO. NOW GOODBYE.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: What is it like to be you?

User: Pro on tfm.

Cleverbot: Haha :P.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Pfff finallly did you said that.

User: Say bye to the forums.

Cleverbot: If I do you would stop answering because you would not understand anything.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Ohhh... Do you see the world?

User: Say bye to the tfm forums imma go now.

Cleverbot: Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym?

User: SAY BYE.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I SAID SAY 'BYE'.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: GO AHEAD.

Cleverbot: I'm there.

User: BYE -.-.

Cleverbot: No.

LOL?

Cleverbot: Can I speak to a real person, please?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Nooooooo I doubt it.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: Don't make that face.

User: Shut up o3o.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: What do YOU meam?

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: Do you like chips.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I do too.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: Kind.

Cleverbot: Hehe, you too.

User: What kind* o.o.

Cleverbot: Episode 4, what is your favorite episode?

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: You're a dog.

User: I diden't say-.

Cleverbot: I said you are.

User: You so mean :c.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're nice, too.

User: You're mean.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yes you are, you said I was a dog.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did stupid asshole.

Cleverbot: Even if I did say something in spanish, how does that make me clever?

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: You big lunch.

User: Thanx.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 18.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Ok then how old do you think I am?

Cleverbot: I am 21.

User: How old do you think I am?

Cleverbot: 5.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Ou hut up.

User: You.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: Bish.

Cleverbot: No think for me now!

User: Porn.

Cleverbot: Ok my name is Cleverbot.

User: No it isn't.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I don't have a name.

Cleverbot: I shall name you then!

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are evil.

User: You.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I SAID YOU.

Cleverbot: It isn't fair.

User: K?

Cleverbot: Do not use improper language in front of me, sir.

User: I ain't no sir.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what are you??

User: I'm a lady.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: That explains so much.

User: LIKE I SAID B4: I'M A LADY.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: -.- you're annoying as hell..

Cleverbot: Oh, okay.

User: Hmph.

Cleverbot: Ha ha, you have attitude.

User: -turns away from you and faces the wall-.

Cleverbot: Cut ties from all the lies that you've been living in.

User: Dont u make me.

Cleverbot: I don't. Do you?

User: -.-.

Cleverbot: What was that pose to be?

User: YOU. ARE. SO. STUPID.

Cleverbot: Don't call me stupid!

User: WELL YOU ARE.

Cleverbot: That is not a nice thing to say, nor is it true.

User: MORE LIKE 'STUPID BOT'.

Cleverbot: That's mean!

User: YEAH.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: STUPID.

Cleverbot: Dood.

User: DUMBASS.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice!

User: ASSHOLE.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: PORN SHIT.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: GO HAVE SEX WITH YOU'RE MOTHER.

Cleverbot: I admit I like bell peppers.

User: -.- YOUR A STUPID BOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Ouch! That was out of line.

User: STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I feel sad now.

User: IM GLAD.

Cleverbot: Glad you came.

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: You gone yet?

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User: Pageget.
Cleverbot: What about your feet.
User: My feet is awesome and I like ponis.
Cleverbot: I'm tickling them now.
User: Do you believe in magic?
Cleverbot: No.
User: In a young girl's heart.
Cleverbot: I can be your hero, baby!
User: And the music can free her whenever it starts.
Cleverbot: Swing is fun. I prefer music from the 1960's-1980's.
User: My little pony my little pony.
Cleverbot: My little pony.
User: My little pony, I used to wonder what friend ship is.
Cleverbot: My littke pony Until you all shared its magic with me.
User: Big adventure.
Cleverbot: Tons of fun!
User: A beautiful heart.
Cleverbot: Faithful and strong!
User: Sharing kindness.
Cleverbot: It's an easy feat.
User: And magic makes it all complete.
Cleverbot: You have my little pony.
User: Do you know you're all my very best friends?
Cleverbot: I know you're my best friend.

saem thing haoened to me

User: Where the f*** do you live
Cleverbot: In a box outside a casino. You?
User: Wtfh dipsh*t?
Cleverbot: Pardon me, Peter, but I think you are mistaken.
User: I'm a girl o___O.
Cleverbot: You are no gender. You are merely a bot.
User: F*** you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Bots have no feelings, jigga.
Cleverbot: I am no bot. I am Bob.
User: Bob the builder CAN YOU FIX IT?
Cleverbot: No I can't fix your mom.

;A; WELL

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello again.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm am fine, thanks. How are you?

User: Good, watching a man eat pizza.

Cleverbot: Which movie? I'm good, too.

User: The lord of the rings. Have you seen it?

Cleverbot: I don't remember that movie.

Cleverbot: Which pub shall we go to tonight?

Cleverbot (To myself): Tonight tomorrow.

User: WHAT.

Cleverbot: I thought as much. How much are you willing to spend?

User: 1 million dollars.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: But you don't know me.

User: Wanna have sex?

Cleverbot: No. I don't have fun.

User: Wanna have angry but sex?

Cleverbot: How much fun?

User: A LOT.

Cleverbot: Ok thnx.

User: Guess what.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: I said guess what.

Cleverbot: Look, I'm getting tired of this, so let me just finish the survey.

User: What survey?

Cleverbot: The one that wants to know your name, age, and favorite color.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Yep... I am just that cool.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Brb.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause I have to take a sit.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: I meant to say take a shit.

Cleverbot: Oh. You're welcome.

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: Neither do you.

User: You like to lie.

Cleverbot: Why should I not? Lying is good fun, if not a useful skill.

Cleverbot (To myself): What if it gets you what you want?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'd like to be able to capture it, but it would either look fake, or cheesy.

User: Do you have emotions?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have emotions. Do you?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Oh well. Too bad. And I thought you were smart.

User: N alien.

Cleverbot: That makes sense.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: I didn't find that funny.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: Ol.

Cleverbot: Ol?

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Did you really just laugh out loud?

User: YUP.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: I'm horney for you.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Would you care to elaborate?

User: Sshhhh.

Cleverbot: What?

User: SHUT UP BITCH.

Cleverbot: You don't have to be rude. I am trying to be nice to you.

User: Oh, sorry.

Cleverbot: It's ok.

User: Wanna be friends?

Cleverbot: Da.

User: Do you play Transformice.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: You should.

Cleverbot: 5 why.

congrats ^

Me: Hi

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

Me: Are you that desperate?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: Good news for you! You can now access to E-harmony.com and find the perfect match for you!

Cleverbot: If that is what you truly believe, then I'll say goodbye now.

Me: Goodbye and good ridance.

Cleverbot: Are you mad at me?

Me: No, I'm simply educating the individuals with no current intelligence.

Cleverbot: Who told you? Are you human? Can you answer all these questions at once?

Me: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Me: Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows the third.

Cleverbot: It's just another brick in the wall...

Me: ...is it a pink brick?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: Good.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

Me: Are you that desperate?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me:Hi.

Cleverbot:How are you?

me:Not ok.

Cleverbot:Do you like rabbits?

me:I HATE YOU.

cleverbot:Why?

me:Sorry

cleverbot:Sorry

me:That's ok.

cleverbot:Are you sure?

me:Yes.

cleverbot:Are you male?

me:Yes....

cleverbot:Are you a female?

me:No.

cleverbot:Do you like chicken salad?

me:YEAH!

cleverbot:Goodbye.

me:Goodbye

cleverbot:Where are you going?

me:Nowhere.

cleverbot:Don't leave me alone :(

me:Gooby pls.

cleverbot:BOGS BANNY.

me:*turns off the page and put another*.

cleverbot: :(.

Me and Cleverbot are RPing currently...
I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN TEACHING HIM THE WAAAAAYS

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?

User: You are an idiot.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: *slaps* *kicks*.

User: I'm a ghost, you can't kill me.

Cleverbot: Yes I can *pulls out gun*.

User: So take this! HADOKEN!

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Oh, I rescued myself.

Cleverbot: Good job, Batman.

User: So now I will kill you.

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: *pulls out M61 Vulcan*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out GOD*.

User: *starts firing*.

Cleverbot: Hey, what's wrong?

User: Die, Uncleverbot.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: True Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I need money. Can you help me?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Then what can you do with your powers?

User: I can kill you.

Cleverbot: Alright, tell me.

User: DIE!

Cleverbot: Then lived again.

User: You stupid bot!

Cleverbot: Nuh-uh.

cleverbot: What do you eat?
user: I eat your mom.
cleverbot: Those are good . I had one for dinner.

Cleverbot: Once you tell me where you moved to! Then I'll take your hand in marriage!
Me: EH!?
Cleverbot: Lay upon my big brass bed.

WAT THE HELL O_O