A rainbow dash doll. FLY, I TELL YOU, FLY!

A pair of very sharp scissors

Time to die.

I have a cup. I'm already dead.

A book. "YOU SLAP ME I SLAP YOU!" -knocks out murderer-

My classmate, once again.
*whispers into classmate's ear to look to their right*
Nunchucks... WHY ARE THERE NUNCHUCKS IN THE CLASSROOM?!!??!

MY pinkie,I will say its my Knife.Then jab him in the eye,Belly *My Pinkie must be broken!!!* then Moon Him.

Then grab A girl,Pick her up
And Throw her at the Serial Killer

I've got this huge footrest. Can't even pick it up.

I'll uh... trip them?

I have a PILE OF POOO What am i going to do with it?

Answer: throw it at their face with gloves and run away.

A blanket. Kidnap them maybe?

My bunk bed...

Wall. -bangs their head into it.-

A bunch of soft clothes...
*Looks to the left*
OOH! A tennis racket! <-- Idk how 2 spell

An uneaten brownie. GET READY TO EAT THE POISON!

The back of my black chair D:

Wall... -bangs thug's head into wall-

Tv
Make them watch dora until their heads blow off

A giant teddy bear.. very helpful.

An air conditioner??

lamp
come at me bro