this boy in the same grade as me said some weird shit like "eating grilled cheese with your hands is too mainstream, you eat it with a SPOON"

someone played the space jam theme on recorder in front of 300 kids

i heard a group of people shouting penis in the hall

i found shit on the girls' bathroom walls
i immediately rushed out of the bathroom

Two guys were making out in the school hall and a girl in our class went "WHO WANTS TO SEE TWO DUDES LICKIN' EACH OTHER COME OVER"

also in my old school me and a friend smeared nutella on the bathroom walls

One time I said I shipped these two people who hate eachother, half of the reason why was to try to roast people in some way.


e- actually I still have a ship of two people who hate eachother, but they are not the same people as the other ones, and I won't say which people they are because it's weird af

"Savage" is the most popular word in my school right now. Do something "cool", and get called "Savage" because it's apparently a praise.

People at my school will also often ship two people who downright hate one another.

some kid engraved a huge penis on the door of one of the female toilet stalls

My friend told me that one time, there were a few students going to the water drinking fountain. There is a light above it, it stands for filter level. If it's green, it's definitely safe to drink. If it's yellow, it means there are a few problems with the filter. If it's red, it's poorly filtered. The filter level was on red. One of the students dared the other one to taste the water. The student did the dare, but they spit it out immediately and said it was disgusting.

people would throw vegetables across the cafeteria a few weeks back
my friend said, "well, that's a way to tell people to eat their vegetables" or smth like that LMAO

this kid named jerome changes into a hot dog suit every day during lunch

Hammyish a dit :

this kid named jerome changes into a hot dog suit every day during lunch

EVERY DAY
WHAT

Kaekat a dit :

Hammyish a dit :VoirMasquer

this kid named jerome changes into a hot dog suit every day during lunch

EVERY DAY
WHAT

IT'S BEEN HAPPENING EVERY DAY

Hammyish a dit :

Kaekat a dit :VoirMasquer

Hammyish a dit :VoirMasquer

this kid named jerome changes into a hot dog suit every day during lunch

EVERY DAY
WHAT

IT'S BEEN HAPPENING EVERY DAY

OH GODDAMMIT JEROME
SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL THO

my biology class that boy use plungs on his stomach :(
they are weirds

This boy in my class names Luis starts eating like apples and grapes in class after lunch
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Oh wait, I forgot about this gem. A couple years back, someone left their bright green shit in the toilet.

There's this girl who's my friend too, and she compares everyone to anime characters lol

Also, someone once took a piss on the books in the teachers' room. literally.

Hammyish a dit :

this kid named jerome changes into a hot dog suit every day during lunch

May I be friends with Jerome


My school bans headphones during lunch, that's dumb. Lunch is fucking loud and can't hear any of my music without my headphones.
Oh, done?

Well, there was a kid at lunch and he was dancing to Justin Bieber and he had a tie wrapped around his forehead

In 3rd grade some kid dared me to pull up my shirt and I did. I got in trouble but the boys didn't. There wasn't anything to see anyway.