idk the meaning of pp so idk what to say lol

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dude u slapped my cheek and its bleeding

pp=weenis lmao. and GOOD now I can suck on your blood

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Dude you slapped my sister

cuz shes horny like u

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dude u slapped my clothes

Lol I'm just good and Wouldn't that make retarded

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Dude you slapped my snowman

cuz it was ugly

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dude u slapped my hand

your hand slapped my snowman

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Dude you slapped my laptop

i tried to destroy it

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dude u slapped my tongue

I was trying to lick it

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Dude you slapped my ankles

i tried to break it

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dude u slapped my knee

I tried to kiss it but um... I just wanted to hurt it more

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Dude you slapped my butt

i was tryna kick it

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dude u slapped my butt

Yeah and now I'm gonna squeeze it

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Dude you slapped my glasses

i tried to slap your eyes

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dude u slapped yourself

I was trying to get out of my predicament

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Dude you slapped my mother

cuz she gave u a bad education

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dude u slapped my parents

Because they made someone who's obviously too hot for Canada

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Dude you slapped my view of reality

cuz its outdated

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dude u slapped my chin

You have a double chin and it bothered me.

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Dude you slapped my girlfriend

cuz she tried to slap me

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dude u slapped my elbow

Because it was in my way be glad I didn't just tear it off you

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Dude you slapped my cookie out my hand