8/10 made me laugh

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if i was a stick what would i pick? a lick

Son we need to talk/10

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What's the difference between a piano,tuna fish, and a bottle of glue
You can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna

What about the glue bottle?

I knew you'd get stuck on that

9/10

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My life.
AHAHAHAHAHAH
(that wasn't original now give this the 0/10 I deserve :O)

1.5/10

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hahaha laugh pls

0/10

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What do feet and noses have in common? They both run and they smell.

6.5/10

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What goes up and down but never moves?
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The stairs!

6.5/10

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how do you make holy water?
put it in a pot and boil the hell out if it.

6.5/10

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It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets

8/10

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what do you call a fake noodle?
an impasta

7/10

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I would say Steven Universe is a GEM, but Gumball is already DARwinning.

6.5/10

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why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?
dunno, they're just a bit shady.