YOU'RE GROUNDED!

Mommy, may I stay up late?

no go to bed

mommy/daddy can i make it rain potatoes? :D

mommy may i eat your noodles ;-; I DIDN'T GET FEED FOR A WEEK CAUSE YOU TOOK ME TO SUMMER SCHOOL

NO!


Mommy may I play on TFM?

yes but dont friend random people you know nothing about.

Mom dad can i have a strawberry beanbag chair with super-duper disco laser-lights and marshmellow shooter with a human-sized balloon-hamster ball?

Yes, I hope it doesn't kill you or make you fat

Mom/ dad , may i Dance on top of you?

YA LETS GO CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY TILL WE SEE THE SUN
Mummy daddy i have nothing to think of to ask you

Thats nice.

Mummy may I sing a song?

No your voice is horrible.
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Mummy may I kiss a cat

No you dont know where its been!


Mummy may I see my grandpa's ashes? T_T

*burps up grandpa's ashes* sorry whaaa?

Mommy can I call you a mummy?

No cause mummies are evil.


Mom, Can I eat your paper work so you don't have to go to work anyone? :D

No! Would you like to live on the street with no money?


Mummy may I clean my room?

NO IT IS TOO DIRTY KEEP IT LIKE THAT OR U WILL GET A SPANKEN!

Mummy may I keep a Sylveon for a pet? ^-^

mummy may i eat sum cookies :3
YES I AM SO PROUD OF U

Goo you didn't answer back :/

Roxellexo a dit :

NO IT IS TOO DIRTY KEEP IT LIKE THAT OR U WILL GET A SPANKEN!

Mummy may I keep a Sylveon for a pet? ^-^

Only if you don't feed it Pokeblocks, IT MIGHT GET FAT!

Mummy may I grow a beard?

NO! NO BEARDS SHALL BE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!

Mummy, may I murder everyone, and then bake their flesh into cupcakes, and feed them to orphans?

Orphans <33 of course u can
Mummy/daddy, may I go to Justin Bieber's house and spank him, then murder him?

NO SPANKIEZ WAT ISH U THINKIN WOMAN kill him first, so nun of us will ever have to hear him again C:

MAMMYY (or daddy :P) CAN I WATCH MLP FOR 2 DAYS STRAIGHT? ouo

yep we like it too miss school idgaf
Mummy can i go to 1D's house and give a kiss to all of them