No honey, you don't want peta to kill you.

mummy may i record you and dad making out

yeah cause its awesome :D


mummy may i set fire to the house.

Sure honey.

Mummy may I watch a 927654563782987635628+ movie? c:

Only if you want to know about old people's life and knitting! (God I can't believe I even bought that movie -.-)

Hey mom? Can I go to my boyfriends birthday? He says he's gonna kiss me after he eats his cake!

NO

mummy can i stab you to death

NO DONT KILL ME

mummy can i have a puppy

sure if its fluffeh

MUM I WANNA KILL CREEPY PASTA PONY

No because I AM A CREEPY PASTA PONY! *dun dun dun!!*

mummy may ride with my drunk boyfriend?

If you are drunk , go . If not , stay home .

mummy im married with justin bieber

good now get ur batman face under the hobo bridge


Mummy I wanna capture Piplup with mai Masta Pokeball

Piplupswag a dit :

No because I AM A CREEPY PASTA PONY! *dun dun dun!!*

mummy may ride with my drunk boyfriend?

why do you want to be ME!!!

mommy can I kill lola's puppy MWHAHAHAHA

Of course not, goodness do you know where it has been ?!

M/D, can I go play transformice and rage and smash the comp ?

Ok, only if you pay the repairs, 3000$...


Mum mum mum mum mum mum mom.... can I sit here all day till you respod and I say hi?

Ok.As long as it is a CALM hi.

Mommy,can i play transformice now? I did all my homework and studied :c i even got full marks for my last week's spelling :c

no people might ask for your personal info

Mommy can I go watch spongebob now?

No because you have singing lessons.

Mummy can i set fire on my enemys hair?

No, because playing with fire is only for Pyros.

Mummy, may I have this chocolate cake?

No, you're too fat already. Go to the gym instead.

Mummy, can I drive your car?

Yes, go have a joyride!
And while you're at it, pick up the groceries!

Mummy, may I download this game that has over 200 virsuses?

uh no.

mummy may i eat 1,000 pices of cake?