Yes so i can eat you

Mummy may I take a bubble bath?

No...


Mummy, may I make it rain chocolate?

Yes, CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Mummy, may I eat you?

Yes but dont forget mt secret seasoning :3

Mummy may i use this porta potty?

No

Mom can I go on a rampage with a tank and steal a whole beach [5 Hundred Truckloads of Sand] and chip off the tip of a mountain and steal a bridge and just steal off the empire state building with the payment paper with my name and my comarades name being King Kong and Nelots [Stolen backwards] ..... So, can I?

(All this stuff above actually happened)

No!!!!!

Mummy may i get a puppy ?

of course dad can i use my powers to blast all evil!!!!

Sure, why not c:

Mummy can i kill a puppy :3?

NOOOOOOOOO! ~Snatches all puppies in house~

MEH PUPPY!


Mummy, may I have all the dessert I want? :D

No but *gives a penny to go get candy corn* Go get a candycorn!

Mummy can you help me find my butt?

Nah.But I will crush it for you.

M/D can I have a baby?

Are you even 16 yet?! O_O My child will NOT have a baby!

Mummy, may I get a tan?

Sure, dont stay in there too long though...

MUMMY MAY I GET A UNICORN THAT FARTS OUT RAINBOWS AND PUKES OUT GLITTER AND IT TWERKS AND IT CAN FLY AND IT CAN TAKE ME ALL THE WAY TO TEXAS? Lmao

HELL YEAH!

MAMEEHHHH CAN I GET A MILEY CYRUS THAT KILLS PEOPLE FOR YOU BY TWERKING ON THEM??

YESSSSS


mum,can i get my kirby?Ive saved 562465 dollares 4 it

NO, because you didn't say "may I"! -spanks you-

Mummy, may I get a job selling cucumber sandwiches?

No, only knuckle sandwiches.

MUMMAI DEERAST, CAHN UI HAHV AI POWNUI?

yush c:

mummeh can i haz a liown

Son , I am a Lion .

Mooomyy Can i be batman.

No honey, you are too magical <3


Mama may you die c: