"yes, I may. STARRY GET ME MY GUN!"


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Mammy may I eat the family?

Yes. Make sure you save me for desert.


Mammy may I twerk on sissy?

Yes, of course!!!!

Daddy can I eat the comouter mouse? (I hate it)

HELL NO

Mummeh can I drink beer?

dada* yes ofcarse but leave some for me

mama dada can i have sex with gf

yes of course you can do whatever you want here take a beer

mummy duddy ca-ca-can i go to the cliff and sucide

Yes... for now! =.=

Mummy... May I have sex with Lolzipops?

Sure! I'll buy a double bed for you two <3

mummy may i have a potato

WITH WHIPPED CREAM

YES YES YES! WHATEVER U WANT CUZ I AM NOT YOU'R MUMMY I AM A ROBBER.

Mummy... May i have chocolate?

NO! YOU HELPED MISTCLAN IN THE WAR >:( hehe

Mummy may I have a hammer so I can kill Justin Bieber? :puppy eyes:

OMFG YES YES YES OFC I LOVE U SO MUCH IF U WILL DO IT OMG YES YES OMG

Mummy may i help my daughter kill Justin bieber? c:

Yes because i hate him :P

Mummy may i have 9999999999999999999 fluttershy plushies? *puppy eyes*

Yes :3
*gives 9999999999999999999 bloody plushies*
>:D

Mummy may I have a job?

ok after i clean off all the blood -.-....
M/D may i have 999999999999999999999999999 fluttershy DVDs? *EXTRA cute puppy eyes*

Yes, honey.

-gives-

Mommy/Daddy, can i eat this cookie?

No, cause i already did.


Mommy may i have 9 million dollars? :3

No, Im broke

Mummy may i have a lollipop?

No, this is my lolipop!
Mummy and ,daddy may I ride on a motorcycle?

Yes because i cut the brakes.
Mummy may I have a kitten? :3

Sure! :D


Mummy/daddy, may i cook dinner tonight? I PROMISE I WONT LIGHT THE HOUSE ON FIRE THIS TIME :3 pretty please?