No, I just bought a pair of new shoes.

Mummy may I have a dog?

If you're planning to eat it yes (Sorry if that sounded cruel T_T)

Mummy, may I have a glass of water?

No! You drank too much soda!
Mummy, may i eat pink fluffy unicorns that are dancing on rainbows?

Yes, of course!

Mummy, may I fly into space?

Sure thing, sweetie. Just let me find that spaceship of yours...

Mummy, may I pretty, pretty, please have a hug? ;;

Sure. (uses nuzzle) .... Aww sh-

Moma can I slap my trainer? :3

No!I'm your trainer remember?! -Slaps Angel- XP

mummy, may i have a laptop?

NO! *throws laptop into outer space*

Mummy, may I eat a samich?

Sure
(pees and poops on PB n' J)
Enjoy :)
MAHM
DAHD
I want a freakin box!

LOL NO

Mommy and Daddy can I have you to end the war?

Of course not! Bad girl.

Mommmm
Can I get a unicorn

omgitistaken a dit :

Of course not! Bad girl.

Mommmm
Can I get a unicorn

NO! It will mess up the house!

Mommmyyyyy,
can I dance in the house?

NO. Go dance outside so we can get rid of your annoying dance moves.

Mummi can I murder the muffin man and eat his muffins?

If you murder him, who will make muffins?
Of course you cant.

Mummy.. Can I sing in the rain?

Yeah.
Mom, theFatDad; Can I play the computer within 24 hours?!?

Its your laptop do what you want
mummy may i kill The cast of frozen !?

Elsa will go on a freezing rampage and freeze everything and everyone if you kill Anna, so....go ahead. I'll just hide in this bomb shelter first. =)

Mummy, may I have a cookie? =3

Ok, here ya go sweetie. It's after midnight, so be careful you don't become a Gremlin.

Mummy, may I go to this Linkin Park concert?

Sure XD

Mummy/Daddy can we plz meet Invaliduseo?