Yes

M/D, can I buy a pet giraffe?

no
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mummy, can i eat your hair?

No.

M/D, can I move house?

Sure, break your bones while you're at it. =) =P

Mummy may I invade cookieverse?

Ok shure. Mummy may I keep your laptop?

No.
Mummy may I eat your chocolate? -gives puppy eyes-

Nuu!

Mummy may I turn cannibal?

No
Mommy/daddy may I stay all night?

No.

Mummy/daddy may I dance on your belleh :3

No. Just No.

Mother, may I please Play Five Nights At Freddy's 2?

Sure, just don't be scared of the Chuckie Cheese animatronics next tiem I take you.

Mommy may I ride a ninja unicorn that farts rainbows and snorts gold pixi dust?

Yes you may, just dont get the pixi dust in your throat.

Mommy may I go to the store and buy 10,000 candies with all the money I saved up my entire life?

No, you need that for your college education.

Mother, may I please go to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza?

"Father"
Yes, u may go. Don't forget yur $100 from mum and dad!

Mar mar, dar, dar, can i be noob in TFM?

Naw u must b a pro awsum grumpy man :D

mummeh can i go eat pie

You can eat pie until you can't fit through the baker's door.

Mummy, may I leave the house?

No! First clean your room!
Mummy, may I go to my friend's home?

no, go eat your pie and stay in your room. im very disappointed in you

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mummoy
ayyy
can i be a farmer y'all
and go on farmersonly.com

Yes, Bring a Husband back.

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Mommy, may I go obsess over Matt Costa