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u need to shop for boxes with me

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ayy mummy can i be a pirate
yo ho ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

No you may not.

MOMMY MAY I BE A HEADLESS CHICKEN CHASING SOMEONE WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE

ye

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may i sail the seven seas with my almighty crew mummy

yes but if you go swimming don't get stung by any jellyfish!
Mummy May I go and eat at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza

*sigh* yes but don't come running to me when the animatronics eat you, oh that's right! you can't because you'd be dead ^_^
Mama may I play dad's guitar?

Yes, but be sure not to use that guitar as a weapon to hit Dad, okie?

Mummy, may I own a Knightmare frame and ride it around the city?

No honey you're too old for that. Instead we can buy you a tricycle!

Mummy may I stay 5 more mins before bedtime?

Okay. But just 5 mins.

Mum, may I learn?

yes, you can learn to eat spagetti

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mummy can i hug corey taylor

no! just no!
Mama can I go paintballing with arnie ?

No because you'll get injured.
Mummy can I go to the graveyard and make out with a ghost?

yes

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mummy can i summon satan

yes if you mean daddy who's late from work >_>

mummy, may I educate myself?

yes
only if you pay for all books and educational things yourself
because i am not paying for it!1111

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mummy
can i
ride a
motorbike

yes but don't forget your training wheels honey

mummy can I dye my hair gray?

no you're gonna look like an old lady and you're gonna ruin your hair
slaps

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mummy
can i move house

No honey

• Mummy may i hug tigrounette?

OK if you mean a mod .

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Mummy may I have a pet skipper butterfly? *has puppy eyes*

*slaps face* no

Mummy may I cut daddy's head off

No!
Mummy can I just have a monarch butterfly?