i have 3....
1. My best friend who i was better at in basketball beat me
2. My fb profile picture was printed out by a friend and he showed it to my crush and everyone else.
3. I missed a shot in basketball when i was in front of the hoop and it was tiny.

one time i was pretending that i was a tornado and then all of the sudden this kid that really wants to kill me at school was running towards me so i ran but then i fell on another person (cause i was dizzy after pretending to be a tornado).
Heh, that other person was actually my favorite teacher.

I was at my old school, last day before i moved to new school. A stomache bug was going around and kids had to go shit a lot. I had to too, but all boys room stalls were occupied. So it was either shit in my pants or use the toilet. I ran into the girls bathroom and took a shit there, then 8 minutes later I came out of there. A teacher saw me and looked at me with the expression of "What the fuck?".

I never shit in public bathrooms either.

Onetimeinschooltherewasaclubcalledthespring gardeners and I was walking back to myspot and my friend wacked mewith a shovel on accident o_oI had a markon my forehead and Istillhave it >.<

my shirt almost came off after i became a legend at spring fling for reaching the top of rock climb mountain! its true! no lie!

One time I accidently went into he girls bathroom. (Dont blame me! The school switches the sides they are suppose to go)

Ugh. I have so many.. but I'd probably spam, so I'll tell two short ones:
1. When the wind blows my skirt (happens a lot nowadays).
2. The teacher asked what's my name and I said "14", because I thought she asked how old I am. Whole class thinks I'm an idiot that needs to be explained.

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Imcoolz a dit :

maybe she's gay? XD

I'm sorry we don't use that term here.

We use "Homosexual" because it is the proper term.

Jjaakkee a dit :

I'm sorry we don't use that term here.

We use "Homosexual" because it is the proper term.

Perhaps she was implying the chick who slapped her ass was happy, rather than using the term "gay" to refer to the individual as homosexual.

When I was younger, I watched a few of those movies/shows where they sprayed the mouth prefume in their, well, mouths.. And one day, I was watching a movie and they did that, and I had prefume in my hand. And decided to try it myself. It did NOT taste good at all.

Undeadkitten a dit :

Perhaps she was implying the chick who slapped her ass was happy, rather than using the term "gay" to refer to the individual as homosexual.

No.
Stop.
Don't use gay as happy, that is not the proper term anymore. It is clear they were trying to use 'homosexual'.

i sneaked into my cousin's room before only to steal some candies...at mid night i like dthe taste quite embarssing..

Kiokosama a dit :

When I was younger, I watched a few of those movies/shows where they sprayed the mouth prefume in their, well, mouths.. And one day, I was watching a movie and they did that, and I had prefume in my hand. And decided to try it myself. It did NOT taste good at all.

I did this too...

This happened a week ago or something
I called my mom and said ' Hey mom, i want some ice cream please.. And please dont be late!'
so after a few minutes i figured that it wasnt my mom.. i called my best friend instead
so she was like ' uhhh what?, wrong number :p'
i hung up right away XD

i bought a cola and with 5 female friends then i started blowing air in with my hands covering the opening,then puuf.the cola smacked on my face and clothes and my female friends laughed at me,including my crush.
this happend 5 years ago when im in grade 4 im with the same female friend and they started releasing funny jokes
like:"my friend father drives a motocycle and his helmet is a coconut"something like that.then i laughed with cola in my mouth that is spurted out of my nose. totally embarassing.scarred for life.

when i was about 5, my brother said "COME INTO THE BACKYARD AND EAT SOME ICE CREAM" and i was starving at that point, so i went to the backyard, and i didnt reliase that my crush was their, and my best friend, i was just interested in the ice cream. So i saw the vanilla ice cream, and before i got even TOUCH the tub, my brother opened the tub, and put the tub (opened) on my head.
so to sum it up there was vanilla icecream all over my hair, shirt, and face.

I got hit by a door.

when i spelled "fickle" wrong in the state spelling bee
i was so fking nervous.. there was a pretty huge crowd ;-;