Ignoring above.

It's not true ya know.

I wish I was a Glaceon!

Suddenly, GLOBAL WARMING!
...
And Glaceon melts or something. Theeee End! :D

I wish I was a clam!

N' den u get hunted by divers

I wish I was a weapon myself!

You end up getting thrown out for an even better one! >:D

I wish I was a zombie dolphin!

A zombie dolphin already took your place... and the only spot thats not taken is in the toliet... yea tough changes.
I want to be a kitten! :3 mew

You become a kitten that has no legs and eyes and is mentally retarded! x3

I wish I was even moar brutal

Your more brutal for 5 seconds then you turn harmless

I wish I was a cat .-.

You turn to a cat but then you get BRUTALLY dissected, burnt and run over a couple of times. Then hungry crows eat you and you stay in ground in pieces and in a few hungry stomaches too.

I wish I was a hacker

But then everyone finds out and you go to jail.

I wish I was a cookie

and then i will poop on you

I WISH I WAS A WIZARD

Then you'll be hated of them all.

I wish I was a creepypasta character who was married to EJ. <3

But then he ment someone else and killed you... :D totally E.j Right there (Dont ask ._.)


I wish I was a cat (once again)

Then someone would squeeze you to death.

I wish I was Jack Frost. (Bwhahahaha. XD)

But then you got married to Elsa

I wish I was Elsa (Frozen) <3

But then you would freeze everyone you love.
I wish i was a ball.

then a fat person would sit on you and pop you

I wish I was an assassin .3.

then the voices will get to you and tell you to kill your daddy

I wish i was a bear, i wish i was a bear with furry furry hair

But you'll get killed by huntsmen

I wish I never existed.

I could live with that.

I wish i had 100000000 bloody knives

You do, but they are all broken to pieces. Puzzle time. Whatcha gonna do?

I wish I had a chronolegionnaire suit