Because farting was banned/


Why can't I be a time travler?

Cuz your dopey!@

Why cant i get a puppy?

Cause you love cats

WHY CAN'T I LIVE IN THE ANIME WORLD???

Cuz your too weird to bee anime.

Why cant i have s** with my brother?

Is that even.... No... You're just... ew..


Why can't I understand certain people -.-

Cuz your dumb. Why cant i say hi?

because you have bronchitis.

why cant i dance

Cause i can't be in the anime world.

Why can't I have better friends?

It isn't a simple answer. If your friends are treating you like a piece of trash, only sticking around 'cause you have something or know someone, using you, or other things like that then that is NOT a friend. If you want to have better friends then make some. You can only get them if you deserve them & they come to you or you get closer to a friend you already know & you open up to you. There's probably so many more answers ,but hey, I don't know the answer to everything. TRUE friends stick by your side no matter what the cost. They'll always be there for you whenever. You just have to treat them right back. Be a GOOD friend, too. Then surely, you will receive better friends. Which may evole into closer friends. Later on that WILL turn into TRUE friends. Better friends come to you if you come to them. Just remember, come to them with open arms. :D


Why can't I be a Pikachu? (i didn't know what else XD)

Because you hate pokemon.
Why cant I feed my cat? >:C

BECAUSE HE WAS BEING NAUGHTY.

Why cant i have a pet bird? :c

Because They are poopong around and if they grow up they not gonna be cute

Why cant i eat????????????

because you don't have a mouth.
why can't I hold 121 waddle dees?

Because Idk what that is ;A;

Why can't I die????!?!??!?!?!? ;A: [size=4]-lolimnotsuicidal-

BECAUSE YOU WOULD RUIN THE WORLD!

Why can't I talk normally instead of in all cAPS OH NO IT CAME BACK

because you YELL TOO MUCH!

Why can't I enjoy anything?

because you are destroying logic!

WHY CAN'T I DO

Cause you like the rainbows.

WHY CANT I HAVE MY MASK BE ABLE 2 MOVE ANYWAY I WANT IT 2? ;=;

Because J rented it for him and L to see

WHY CANT I END THIS MADNESS BETWEEN L AND C!?!?!?