Eat it.
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Help! There's a snake in my snake!

It's like snakeception...
Wait for the snake to fully shed its outer skin, this is a normal process.

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Help, there is a spider scaring me!

*undyne theme plays*
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Help! There's a human trying to kill me!

Fight back and cuss

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OMFG HELPPPP VOLDEMORT IS TRYING TO KILL ME. HARRY WHERE R U????

HARRY, YOUR A WIZARD :0
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Help! There's my mum serving brown rice with chicken for dinner and brown rice taste like crap D:

Run away to Japan.

HELP! There's a muscular mermaid flexing at me!

buy a dog. im sure it will help.

Help! There's a sandwich screaming at me!

Devour it :)

Help! There is Karamatsu staring and flirting at me!
heis so cute <33

JUST KISS HIM ALREADY. ARE YOU A KARAMATSU GIRL OR NOT?

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Help theres a fish-troll-whatevs with a cigarette touching me! yes,it's cronus

Roast it.

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Help! There's a clown doing an ugly pose to me!

Smile and walk away (or run)!

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Help There's a Elephant stomping on me!

Await your inevitable death

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"Help! There's a guy trying to steal me!"

Just give your stuff him,or you will die.

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HELP! Theres a chicken!

Pet it.
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Help! There is a ghost tickling me!

Saatmam a dit :

JUST KISS HIM ALREADY. ARE YOU A KARAMATSU GIRL OR NOT?

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Help theres a fish-troll-whatevs with a cigarette touching me! yes,it's cronus

Lol he is literally 20 and i'm around 11

RUNNNNNN

Help! There's a fish using music notes to attack me!

No probz, just sing an Undertale song to him and he shall be quiet.

Help! There's a pervert fucking me!

FALCON PUNCCHHHHHHHH

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Help! There's a dog annoying me!

Play with it until it gets bored of you



Help! Theres a robot trying to get me! What shall i do???