Your hair smells like cake. I'm thinking about if I should pluck all your hair or simply behead you

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Why did you just take bread?

Because it smells good

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Why did you just lay in my bed

Um I-( NOOOOOO MY HEAD)

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Why did you just kiss me?

Because you taste good.

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Why did you just kill my dad?

Because he's an asshole

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Why did you just threaten to kill me with love?

Because it'd be a wonderful way to die.

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Why did you just murder my hot professor?

Because you keep calling everyone hot

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Why did you just threaten to rape me?

Because you threatened me first

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Why did you just dropkick your dad?

He's an asshole

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Why did you just kill your dad?

Because hes irritating as hell.

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Why did you just slap your sister

Because I can ( Funny story I slapped her for talking too much one time)

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Why did you just give me a bath?

Because you needed one

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Why did you just interrupt my shower?

Because I'm joining

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Why did you just strip in front of me?

Because I was forced

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Why did you just burn down the kitchen?

I like burning things

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Why did you just kill the girl I cheated on you with

Because she was ugly

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Why you'd just kill my best friend?

Because your best friend made me jealous (I don't accept that ^)

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Why did you just steal all my clothes while I was in the shower?

Because I wanted you to be embarrassed.

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Why did you threaten the principal?

Screw authority

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Why did you just force yourself onto me?

I don't really need to

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Why did you just send me 500 dollars?